1 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,339 Most of the time, it's like-- 2 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:48,424 I don't know. 3 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,509 It's like there's this thick, black cloud 4 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:51,761 covering everything. 5 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,389 Like we see the world, 6 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:58,142 but we don't really see the world, you know? 7 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,937 We're all just stumbling around. 8 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,356 Directionless. No sense of meaning. 9 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,691 No sense of purpose. 10 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,362 I know that might sound super depressing, 11 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:13,407 but honestly, I think it's a good thing. 12 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:18,037 Because it makes us appreciate the other times. 13 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:22,291 Those brief, transcendent moments 14 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:25,085 when the lights flicker on, the black cloud parts, 15 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:27,004 and you see the world for what it really is. 16 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,131 Oh. 17 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,637 And suddenly there's meaning. 18 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,181 Suddenly there's purpose. 19 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,148 So, uh, do you-- 20 00:01:46,232 --> 00:01:49,193 Oh, shit. Shit. Shit, shit, shit. 21 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:52,655 Shit. 22 00:01:58,702 --> 00:01:59,703 If you're lucky, 23 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,789 you'll experience this once in your lifetime. 24 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,666 Goddamn, that was… 25 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,626 - That was smooth. - Yeah. 26 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:06,710 For me… 27 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:07,837 So smooth. 28 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,088 …it happened twice. 29 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,550 The first was the day I met Josh. 30 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,926 Uh, I'm Josh. 31 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,011 I'm Iris. 32 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,472 And the second… 33 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:21,976 the day I killed him. 34 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:35,614 Iris, wake up. 35 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,580 Hey, sleepyhead. 36 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:45,499 How long was I out? 37 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:48,252 Uh, for a while. 38 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,005 Yeah, you were zonked out there pretty good. 39 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:54,425 I was having the most wonderful dream. 40 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,176 Oh, yeah? About me? 41 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:59,513 Well, that is very presumptuous, but… 42 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:00,431 Yeah. 43 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,601 - …yes. - Yes. Knew it. 44 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,768 Was it sexy times? 45 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,270 No, you deviant. 46 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,855 - Little bit of sexy times? - No, I was-- 47 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:08,939 - Was my shirt off? - No, 48 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,191 I was dreaming about the day we met. 49 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,652 It was all so perfect. 50 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,238 Remember how perfect it all was? 51 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,657 Yeah, no. No, how could I forget? 52 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,494 The supermarket, the oranges. 53 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,126 What road is this? 54 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,836 It's not showing up on the GPS. 55 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:32,922 I don't think this is the road. 56 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,840 Think this might be the driveway. 57 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:06,914 You have arrived 58 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,540 at your destination. 59 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:10,042 Thank you, Josh's car. 60 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,629 Thank you, car. 61 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,464 Pop the trunk. 62 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:16,507 Popping trunk. 63 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:19,593 Fuck me. 64 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,221 Kat called this place 65 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:24,139 a "little rustic cabin in the woods." 66 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:25,557 I think we might have differing opinions 67 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,893 on the meaning of the word "cabin." 68 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,479 Also "rustic." 69 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,773 Also "little." 70 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,447 What? 71 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,160 Iris. Come on. You know you can't lie to me. 72 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:46,286 Tell me what's wrong. 73 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,746 I'm gonna do something stupid. 74 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,206 I'm gonna say something stupid. 75 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,208 I'm gonna embarrass you. They're gonna laugh at me. 76 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,377 They're gonna hate me. They already hate me. 77 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:54,461 Jesus Christ, Iris. 78 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,005 We've been planning this trip for months, 79 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,965 and this is all just coming out now? 80 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,508 Like 20 feet from the fucking door? 81 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:03,220 Look, look. Hey. 82 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,098 My friends don't hate you. 83 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,182 Kat does. 84 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:09,685 Yeah, m-maybe, but Kat hates everybody. 85 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:12,855 I just don't wanna screw everything up. 86 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:15,733 Come on, Beep-Boop. You're not gonna screw everything up. 87 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,652 Just relax, you know? 88 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,904 Don't be all mopey and weird. 89 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,489 Just remember to-- 90 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,867 remember to smile and act happy. 91 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:26,410 Okay? 92 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:33,709 Yay! You made it. Fucking finally. 93 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:36,503 Okay, so when you said remote, I thought you meant, like, 94 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:38,172 a couple miles off the highway. 95 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,758 I didn't realize you meant edge of fucking civilization. 96 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,176 Oh, don't be so dramatic, Josh. 97 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:44,219 - It's not that far. - Okay, hard disagree. 98 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,350 Uh, hello, Iris. 99 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:52,394 Hi, Kat. It's so good to see you. 100 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,354 So good. 101 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,860 Everyone, look who I found. 102 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,361 - Hey, Patrick. - Hey. 103 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:02,946 Look at you in the kitchen, man. 104 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,074 Yeah, look at me. Welcome. I would give you a hug, 105 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,367 but I've got scallop hands. Sorry. 106 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,745 Okay, well, I appreciate that. Where's-- 107 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,164 - There he is! - Hey! 108 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:15,584 Joshyboy, Joshyboy. 109 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:16,668 Hey, buddy. 110 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:17,961 You too, girl. Get in here. 111 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,214 - Hi. How are you? - Hi! How are you? 112 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,800 I'm good. Uh, I'm… drunk. 113 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,177 - Oh. - Good. This is good. 114 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,180 Oh, and, Josh, you remember Sergey. 115 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,264 Hey. 116 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:36,146 Hey, Sergey. Nice to see you again. 117 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,940 - Likewise, my friend. - Oh. 118 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,525 Likewise. 119 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:43,529 And this beautiful creation must be Iris. 120 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,280 - Hello. - Mmm. 121 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:46,198 Such pleasure. 122 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,908 I have heard lot about this one. 123 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:51,078 Really? All good I hope. 124 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:59,461 Your lake house, it's really-- it's incredible. 125 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:01,004 - Yeah, and so secluded. - Yeah. 126 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,173 I mean, I think the last place we passed 127 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:04,842 was like ten miles back. 128 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,427 Seventeen. And I paid for this. 129 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,555 Privacy does not come cheap, my friends. 130 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,348 Not cheap at all. 131 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,933 Don't tell me you own the whole lake. 132 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:16,812 No, no, no. Don't be silly. Just all the land around it. 133 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,189 But let's get you guys a drink. 134 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:21,150 What do you like? Beer, cocktail, wine? 135 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:24,194 I'm fine. More than anything, I just need a shower. 136 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:25,988 Katyonak, what room they are in? 137 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,031 Uh, up the stairs, down the hall, 138 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,533 - last door on the left. - Okay. 139 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,952 - I'll see you later. Yeah. - Okay, I'll see you. Bye. 140 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:39,561 Smile. 141 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,650 Act happy. 142 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:48,737 Okay, continue. Continue with the story. 143 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,323 Anyway, so I was 144 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:54,868 wearing this ridiculously elaborate Dracula costume, 145 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:58,330 and I didn't know a single person, as I said. 146 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,582 So I'm standing by the snack table 147 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:04,336 just munching on carrots and something 148 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,588 - that looked like hummus-- - It wasn't hummus. 149 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:07,673 It was not hummus. 150 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,175 It was not hummus, I don't think, but I-- 151 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,761 I feel a tap on my shoulder. 152 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,972 And so I turn around, 153 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:21,144 and there's this green, puffy dinosaur 154 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,437 just staring me down. 155 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,023 And inside its head, 156 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:28,819 I hear this very muffled, very annoyed voice say… 157 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,030 "You're standing on my tail." 158 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:35,450 So I turn around, I look down, and sure enough, 159 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:38,829 I'm standing on his little dino tail. 160 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,790 So I step off and apologize. 161 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,459 And he takes his head off, 162 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:47,504 and I'm looking at the most beautiful man 163 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,256 that I've ever seen in my life. 164 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,592 So, did you meet this beautiful man 165 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:55,429 - after you met Eli, or… - Okay, you know what? Shut up. 166 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,472 - Was that a scallop? - That was a scallop. 167 00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:59,975 - Actually hit me. - Yeah, I took baseball. 168 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:00,892 Yes, you did. 169 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,144 Well, when did you know? 170 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,480 Uh, know what? 171 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:06,565 That-- 172 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,900 That he was the one. 173 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,152 Oh. 174 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,154 Right then and there. 175 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,990 I know it's gonna sound cheesy, but the moment-- 176 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,952 the moment we locked eyes, something inside of me just… 177 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,496 clicked into place. 178 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,415 Doesn't sound cheesy at all. 179 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:24,916 I get it. 180 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:30,297 It's like there's this piece of you 181 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,257 that you didn't even know was broken, 182 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,342 and then… 183 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,721 suddenly it's-- it's fixed. 184 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,851 And you're-- you're staring at this stranger, 185 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,854 this person you've never met before, 186 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,273 and you know… 187 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,651 that for the rest of your life, 188 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:57,449 you will do whatever it takes to make this person happy. 189 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:03,830 Right? 190 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,624 - Yeah. - Yeah. 191 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,125 Yeah, totally. 192 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,965 Patrick, this food is unbelievable. Thank you. 193 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,884 Thank you, Sergey. That's so nice of you. 194 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,094 Um, I'm glad you like it. 195 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,678 He spoils me. I swear I've gained 196 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,847 like ten pounds since we started dating. 197 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:24,226 - Only ten? - Shut the fuck up. Okay? 198 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,271 So, Sergey, what kind of work do you do? 199 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:34,069 Oh, you know, I have fingers in many pots. 200 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:39,449 My hands are not clean, my friend. 201 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,743 It's a… 202 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:46,164 …a very dirty business. 203 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,708 Sergey seems-- 204 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,794 He seems nice. 205 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:51,878 Oh, yeah. 206 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:55,048 He's got everything you want in a man. 207 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,885 Yeah, he's rich, intelligent. 208 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,971 He's got a beautiful wife. 209 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,641 Wife? So, he-- Sergey's married? 210 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,892 Mm-hmm. 211 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,437 But you love-- you love each other? 212 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,273 Love? No. No, no, no. 213 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:15,193 He'd have to think of me as a human being first. 214 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:16,945 I don't understand. 215 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,532 I'm an accessory, like his fucking car. 216 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:26,371 I wear what he wants. Eat what he wants. 217 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,457 Fuck when he wants. 218 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,172 Look who I'm talking to. 219 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,346 Do you not like me, Kat? 220 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:49,561 You know, it's not that I don't like you, Iris. 221 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,272 It's the idea of you. 222 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,441 You make me feel so… 223 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:57,694 replaceable. 224 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,322 Replaceable? 225 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,367 Nobody could replace you, Kat. 226 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:05,994 I mean, you're Kat. 227 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,413 And you're so fearless. It's inspiring. 228 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,248 I wish I could be more like you, but… 229 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,419 …you know, I wasn't built that way. 230 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:16,755 I just… 231 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,633 I feel like there's always something inside of me 232 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:20,717 holding me back. 233 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,411 No, no, no. 234 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,496 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 235 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,498 Come on. 236 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,212 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 237 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,466 Okay, get up, bitch. 238 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,468 - Get up! Come on! - No. Oh, God. 239 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,345 - Come on! - That's right. 240 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,222 - You too. - What the fuck? 241 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,598 Put that phone away and get up. 242 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,267 - Okay. - Get your asses up. 243 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,185 - Come on. - Come on! 244 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,359 Iris, what are you doing? 245 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,178 Ah! 246 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,027 I'm so glad we did this. 247 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,739 Being here with you is just perfect. 248 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:49,991 Uh-huh. 249 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:55,538 I'm sorry if I was being weird or mopey earlier. 250 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:03,380 I just want you to be happy, Josh. That's all. 251 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,048 Iris, go to sleep. 252 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,566 It's such a gorgeous day out. 253 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,902 Uh, what's the weather? 254 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,029 It's currently 72 degrees 255 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,782 with an 83% chance of rain in the evening. 256 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,367 It never gets old. 257 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,334 - You almost ready? - Oh, I'm sorry, babe. 258 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,877 I think I need some time to shower 259 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,546 and pound a few gallons of coffee. 260 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,880 Why don't, uh-- 261 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,007 Why don't you head down there by yourself? 262 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,592 But it was your idea. 263 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,263 You said you wanted a nice, relaxing morning by the lake. 264 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,099 I know, but that's before the hangover caught up with me. 265 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,435 Last night was a lot. 266 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:00,979 You had fun though, right? 267 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,940 Of course I did, Beep-Boop. 268 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,276 Last night was incredible. 269 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,416 You want me to wait? 270 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,794 We could make the shower for two. 271 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,382 Nah, no, no. That's okay. Um… 272 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,509 You go on ahead. 273 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,596 Enjoy as much of this gorgeous day as you can. 274 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,349 - Okay. - Yeah. 275 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,559 Hmm. 276 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,410 Sorry? 277 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,911 Means "good morning." 278 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,247 Oh, yes. 279 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,749 Dobroe utro to you too. 280 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,711 Hey, your Russian is not bad. 281 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:33,381 It is not good, but also it is not bad. 282 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,343 Nice view. 283 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,935 To love. 284 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,695 Mmm. 285 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:56,779 You like? 286 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,282 I think I'm actually going to head back inside. 287 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,492 So soon? 288 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:02,952 Yeah… 289 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,662 Josh wasn't feeling great this morning, 290 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,122 so I think I should check in on him. 291 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,958 Josh is big boy. He can take care of himself. 292 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,960 Stay. Keep Sergey company. 293 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,464 I really think I should see him. 294 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:17,634 You… 295 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,553 like lake house, yes? 296 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,389 Yeah. 297 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,017 You enjoy your time here? 298 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,227 Mm-hmm. Yeah, very much. 299 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:32,065 Then as guest, please stay. 300 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,484 Keep this old Russian man company. 301 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,697 - Okay. - Wonderful. 302 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:40,782 Mmm. 303 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,919 Oh. 304 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,380 You mind? 305 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,466 Just back and shoulders. 306 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,385 - It's tough to reach. - Oh. 307 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,428 Don't want to get too tan. 308 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,606 Okay. 309 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:17,568 Mmm. 310 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,116 And shoulders, please. 311 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,367 Okay. 312 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:40,383 What are you doing? 313 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:45,388 It's not problem. This Kat's idea. 314 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,890 She tell Sergey you are down here. 315 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,851 Give Sergey permission. 316 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,146 Let go of my hand, please. 317 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:56,024 This is what you do, yes? 318 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,735 This is what you are for. 319 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,197 - Mmm. - Please. 320 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,074 Please stop. 321 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,078 I was drunk. I mean, you-- 322 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,121 Last night, it was crazy. 323 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,164 You were extremely drunk. 324 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,166 You were drunk too. Like, more drunk than I got. 325 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,876 I don't really get drunk. It's like this gift. 326 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,794 Like, people get bloated and stuff, and not me. 327 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,921 - Like, never happens. - Never get bloated. 328 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,965 Never. It's like I could drink and do whatever I want. 329 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,176 - It's like you get dehydrated. - Yeah, just, like-- 330 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,510 What the fuck? 331 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:26,679 Oh, shit. 332 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,557 Iris, what the fuck? 333 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,935 I didn't mean to. He-- 334 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,147 He forced himself on me. 335 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,690 Who did? 336 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:39,942 Sergey? 337 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,361 Mmm. 338 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:43,613 Please. 339 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,365 Sergey just want little taste. 340 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,954 I just wanted him to stop. 341 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,917 Oh, God. Sergey. 342 00:22:58,961 --> 00:22:59,962 Iris. 343 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,590 Iris. Hey, look at me. Look at me. Talk me through it. 344 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:03,758 What happened? 345 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,302 I-- 346 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:11,557 I said stop! 347 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,313 I didn't have a choice. 348 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:26,697 Sergey? 349 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:45,133 He wouldn't let go. He was choking me, Josh. 350 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,263 And then I-- 351 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,848 And then you what, Iris? Then you what? 352 00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,187 He was trying to kill me, 353 00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,397 and the only thing I could think about 354 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,565 was that if he did kill me, 355 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,150 I'd never get to see you again, 356 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,861 and that hurt so much more than the pain of being choked! 357 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,404 I wouldn't let that happen. 358 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:07,780 I couldn't let him take me away from you. 359 00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:09,782 I love you so much! 360 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,159 Iris, go to sleep. 361 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,380 Okay. Don't forget her ankles, okay? 362 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:26,048 Okay. 363 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,550 Are you sure this is gonna hold? 364 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,093 Yeah, no, it's fine. 365 00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:30,553 She's not superhuman or anything. 366 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,763 She's only as strong as they want her to be. 367 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,746 Handcuff knot. 368 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,500 - Hey. - Hey. 369 00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:02,835 How's she doing? 370 00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:05,254 She's asleep. I gave her two Xanax. 371 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:07,548 Xanaxes? Xani? 372 00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:09,926 - Whatever, she's asleep. - Okay, good. Good. 373 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,469 So… 374 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:13,971 what do we do now? 375 00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:15,848 Uh, I mean, the only thing we can do. 376 00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:18,226 We call the cops. We tell them everything. 377 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:19,435 Right, yeah. 378 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,520 - Yeah. - But what about… 379 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:26,567 Well, uh, obviously I'll need to, uh, you know. 380 00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:29,487 I just don't understand how this could have happened. 381 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,155 Don't they have safeguards for this kind of shit? 382 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:32,490 I have no idea. 383 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,867 Like a glitch maybe? 384 00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:36,702 Yeah. 385 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:41,874 Okay. Okay, so… 386 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,169 I'll call the cops, and you will… 387 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:47,129 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 388 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:50,091 Sorry, do you mind, um, taking it outside? 389 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:53,678 Just 'cause… I-- I wanna say goodbye. 390 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:56,931 Yeah. 391 00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:58,641 - Yeah, buddy. Sure. - Yeah, thanks. 392 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:09,902 Iris, wake up. 393 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:10,987 …be lost without you! 394 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,614 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, it's okay. You're okay. 395 00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:15,741 - You're okay. I'm here. Hey. - Josh. 396 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,326 Listen to me. 397 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:20,705 Wait. Why are my hands tied? Why are my hands tied, Josh? 398 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:23,082 Iris. We didn't have a choice. We didn't have a choice. 399 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,875 You murdered Sergey. You remember? 400 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:25,793 No, no, no, no. 401 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,545 It was self-defense. He was gonna kill me. 402 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,588 He was gonna kill me. You gotta believe me. 403 00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:31,173 No, I believe you, Iris. 404 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,009 I mean, you couldn't lie to me even if you wanted to. 405 00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:34,719 What? 406 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:38,180 It's, um, part of your programming. 407 00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:41,559 Programming? What the hell are you talking about? 408 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,562 Okay, um… 409 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:46,981 Sorry, there's just no delicate way to say this. 410 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:51,068 So, I'm just gonna rip the Band-Aid right off. 411 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,405 You're a robot. 412 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:58,617 I'm… 413 00:26:58,701 --> 00:26:59,994 A robot. 414 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:06,208 More specifically, you're a companion robot. 415 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,087 A companion robot? 416 00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:12,006 Yeah, it's like a, um… 417 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,718 I hate the word "fuckbot." 418 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:18,512 Um, 'cause you do so much more than that, but, uh… 419 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:22,350 You're an emotional support robot… 420 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:24,852 that fucks. 421 00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:27,688 You're joking, right? 422 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,690 - This is just a sick-- - Iris, what's the weather? 423 00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:30,775 It's currently 72 degrees 424 00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,194 with an 83% chance of rain in the evening. 425 00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:38,282 - Are-- - Hmm. 426 00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:40,117 Are you still not convinced? 427 00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:41,827 Yeah, okay, uh… 428 00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:44,121 Let's see. 429 00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:45,956 Iris, do you know any foreign languages? 430 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,459 Can you speak, say, Spanish? 431 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,961 Josh, you know no sé hablar español. 432 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:53,506 ¿Qué? 433 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:55,341 How about Chinese? 434 00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:58,677 Do I need to keep going? 435 00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:00,179 'Cause I can go, uh… 436 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:02,515 I can do Portuguese. I can do Korean. 437 00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:03,766 I can do, uh… 438 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,353 I don't know what Telugu is, but apparently you speak it. 439 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,230 I don't-- I don't understand. 440 00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:10,940 I-- 441 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,400 No, no, no. I have memories. 442 00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:15,945 Uh, uh… College. Uh, summer jobs. I've-- 443 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,406 I've been to Japan. Twice. 444 00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:19,782 Okay, so what those are-- 445 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:20,866 Those are, um… 446 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:23,285 They're like outlines of memories. 447 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,872 You know, just enough to give you a little, uh, backstory. 448 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:29,083 The-- The-- The day we met in the grocery store. 449 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:32,753 You and the oranges. That is not an outline of a memory. 450 00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:34,630 Yeah, it's fake. Never happened. 451 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:35,714 I just randomly picked it 452 00:28:35,798 --> 00:28:37,133 from a drop-down list of meet-cutes. 453 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,844 It could've been anywhere. It could've been dog park, 454 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:43,013 a bookstore, farmer's market. 455 00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:46,392 It never happened? 456 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,061 Okay, do, um-- 457 00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:51,981 Do you wanna know how we met? Like, how we really met? 458 00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,321 Hey. Josh Beeman? 459 00:28:59,864 --> 00:29:01,657 - Yeah, that's me. - Okay. 460 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,159 - Yeah, come on in. - Thank you. 461 00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,167 Sorry. 462 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:13,794 How you doing? 463 00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:19,967 Okay, this is the user agreement. 464 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,093 - Okay. - Just give it a read 465 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,137 and then sign at the bottom when you're done. 466 00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:24,889 Um… 467 00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:32,980 So, um, what do I do 468 00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:36,317 when she, like, boots up or whatever? 469 00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:38,694 Well, once she's done syncing with your phone, 470 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,446 you'll need to create a love link. 471 00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,948 - Love link? - Yeah. It establishes 472 00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:45,242 the emotional connection between you and… 473 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:48,913 Iris. 474 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:51,040 Just follow the vocal prompts when she wakes up. 475 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,458 It's all pretty intuitive. 476 00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:58,297 Do they-- Do they know that they're robots? 477 00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,381 Not at all. 478 00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:02,426 She'll be so fixated on you, your wants, your needs, 479 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:03,802 that'll never even occur to her. 480 00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:05,596 The whole experience is customizable. 481 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,973 You can change her voice, eye color, intelligence, 482 00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:10,809 and if you ever wanna revert back to her factory settings, 483 00:30:10,893 --> 00:30:13,229 there is a thumbprint sensor behind her right ear. 484 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,356 Just hold your thumb there for five seconds, 485 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:16,440 she'll reset. 486 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:19,235 You can-- You can change their intelligence? 487 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:20,611 Yeah, but don't worry. 488 00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:23,155 There's about a billion government regulations 489 00:30:23,239 --> 00:30:24,532 that force us to limit 490 00:30:24,615 --> 00:30:26,242 how strong and smart they can be. 491 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,369 A hundred-percent intelligence would be the equivalent 492 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:29,495 of an Ivy League grad. 493 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:32,706 Zero percent would be a mindless automaton. 494 00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:35,417 It really just depends on what kind of partner you want. 495 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:38,170 She can't lie. So if you ask her a question, 496 00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:40,130 she literally has to tell you the truth. 497 00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:42,174 And for obvious reasons, her programming prevents her 498 00:30:42,258 --> 00:30:44,176 from causing harm to humans, animals, 499 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,303 or other companions. Trust me, Mr. Beeman. 500 00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:47,930 You have nothing to worry about. 501 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:50,224 Iris is completely docile. 502 00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:52,977 She's yours to do whatever you want with. 503 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:24,341 To establish love link, please place your face 504 00:31:24,425 --> 00:31:27,094 within three feet of my field of vision. 505 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:45,070 Please say your name. 506 00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:50,242 Josh Beeman. 507 00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:55,331 Thank you, Josh Beeman. 508 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,770 Love link established. 509 00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:30,407 Hey, you. 510 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:33,619 H-Hi. 511 00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:38,040 Um… 512 00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:41,335 Uh… 513 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:43,796 So… 514 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,757 Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. 515 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:47,841 Oh, fuck! 516 00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:50,552 Oh, God! 517 00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:56,350 I don't understand. 518 00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:59,728 I feel things. 519 00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:03,774 Anger, guilt, sadness. I-- 520 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:07,736 I know what pain feels like. 521 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:09,154 It's programming. 522 00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:11,865 It's just a way to make you seem more real. 523 00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:14,451 Everything you do, your whole life, 524 00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:16,328 it's just an imitation of a life. 525 00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:21,208 There-- There we go. Perfect. Okay. 526 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,752 This is just water. 527 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:26,338 You know, it's from a reservoir in your body. 528 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:27,631 It's like wiper fluid. 529 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:30,801 I get it topped off every time I take you in to get serviced. 530 00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:32,052 Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick. 531 00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:33,512 No, you're not! 532 00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:36,223 Iris, it's programming. 533 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:38,434 Stop saying that! 534 00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:43,230 Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry. 535 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,315 I know this must be a lot to process. 536 00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:58,954 Okay. 537 00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:02,541 Okay, what? 538 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,376 I'm not real. 539 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,464 But I'm still yours. 540 00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:12,676 We can get through this. We can go back home. 541 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,053 I'll do whatever you want. 542 00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:19,016 I'll cook for you, wait on you, make love to you. 543 00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:22,728 I can make you happy, Josh. 544 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,689 I can make you so, so, so, so happy. 545 00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:29,359 No. 546 00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,321 I'm sorry, Iris. That can't happen. 547 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,239 Why not? 548 00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:36,825 Uh, what are you doing? 549 00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:40,120 - Nothing, okay? - What the fuck 550 00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:41,121 are you waiting for? 551 00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:42,790 - Shut her down already. - Shut me down? 552 00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:45,626 - Fuck, Kat. Jesus Christ! - What is she talking about? 553 00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:47,544 - Shut me down? Josh! - Nothing, nothing. Just-- 554 00:34:47,628 --> 00:34:49,421 Will you excuse me for a second, Iris? 555 00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:50,506 Josh! Please! 556 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,132 - Dude. - No, come on. 557 00:34:52,216 --> 00:34:53,383 Josh! 558 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,094 Josh. 559 00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:04,812 You can't do that, Kat. 560 00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:06,647 You can't tell a robot you're gonna shut it down. 561 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:09,358 That's, like, not cool at all. 562 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,069 Well, okay, I don't like surprises, Josh. 563 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:14,321 This was not part of the plan. 564 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,573 Look, I know, and I'm sorry, but I mean, 565 00:35:16,657 --> 00:35:18,242 considering everything she's done for us, 566 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:20,452 I figured she was at least owed an explanation. 567 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,412 And-- 568 00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:24,540 Okay, look, I wanted to say goodbye. 569 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:25,624 Are you kidding? 570 00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:28,752 She's a piece of plastic that you have sex with. 571 00:35:28,836 --> 00:35:29,670 Ugh. 572 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:32,297 Saying goodbye to her is like saying goodbye 573 00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:34,007 to the sock you jerk off in. 574 00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:35,634 Okay, she's not a sock. 575 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,305 The plan hasn't changed, Kat. 576 00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:42,307 I'm just adding one tiny, extra step. 577 00:35:42,391 --> 00:35:44,726 Just a final farewell. And then I will switch 578 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:46,186 all of her settings back to normal. 579 00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:49,064 And then, yeah, I'll shut her down permanently. 580 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,774 - And then? - And then nothing. 581 00:35:50,858 --> 00:35:52,276 Then we crack open a bottle of champagne, 582 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:53,777 and we wait for the cops to show up. 583 00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:57,489 I mean, the hard part's over. 584 00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:00,284 Which, by the way, 585 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:01,994 like, holy fucking shit! Right? 586 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,454 I mean, you plan, and you plan, you plan, 587 00:36:04,538 --> 00:36:06,039 and you, like, know it's gonna happen, 588 00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:07,708 but then, like, it happens, and you're like, 589 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,418 "Holy fucking shit!" 590 00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,004 I mean, we did it! 591 00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:14,423 We did it. We, like, fucking did it. 592 00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:19,052 All-- All right, all right. That's-- That's good. 593 00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:20,804 - That's enough. - Okay, yeah, sorry. Right. 594 00:36:20,888 --> 00:36:23,015 Sorry. I still just can't believe it. 595 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,642 Yeah, I know. It's so crazy. 596 00:36:25,726 --> 00:36:27,185 What the fuck is going on with you? 597 00:36:27,269 --> 00:36:28,687 Why are you not as excited as I am? 598 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:31,315 No, I am. I'm excited. It's, um… 599 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:34,401 It's just-- It's just the Xanax Eli gave me. 600 00:36:34,902 --> 00:36:36,111 You actually took it? 601 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:39,197 It's a Xanax, Josh. I'm not gonna not take it. 602 00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:45,370 Hey, Beep-Boop. Look, I'm so sorry about that. 603 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,706 Everything's gonna be okay. We're-- 604 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,293 What are you doing? 605 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,211 Oh, fuck. Iris, go to s-- 606 00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:58,008 Help! 607 00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:02,262 Baby, I'm so sorry. 608 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,397 He'll need an ice pack, 609 00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:14,399 and if there's any swelling, shortness of breath, 610 00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:16,443 wheezing, agitation or drowsiness, 611 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:18,487 take him to the emergency room, okay? 612 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:19,571 Um… 613 00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:21,657 okay. 614 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,701 Yeah, she's tied up inside, so she's not going anywhere. 615 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:27,412 Mm-hmm. 616 00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:29,081 Eli. Eli, Iris is-- 617 00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:31,041 Baby, I'm on the phone. I can't hear. 618 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:42,844 What's that? What am I looking at? 619 00:37:43,387 --> 00:37:44,221 A mod. 620 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:45,722 A mod? 621 00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:47,641 And what does it mod? 622 00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:50,811 Iris. 623 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,772 Gives me access to parts of her programming 624 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:56,108 that you're not typically given access to. 625 00:37:57,234 --> 00:38:01,238 I'm sorry. Did you jailbreak your sexbot? 626 00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:03,073 What did you do to her? 627 00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:05,617 I bumped up her aggression 628 00:38:05,701 --> 00:38:08,036 and her self-defense functions. 629 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,455 And I turned off the programming 630 00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:13,166 that prevents her from doing harm. 631 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:16,336 But she escaped before I had the chance to reset her. 632 00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:19,214 So if Empathix finds her before we do, 633 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,674 then they'll know she was tampered with, 634 00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:22,509 and then we're fucked. 635 00:38:22,592 --> 00:38:24,344 Wait, so does that mean that-- 636 00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:27,222 Did you kill Sergey? 637 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,807 No. No, no, no. Iris killed Sergey. 638 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,726 - Thank God. - We just gave her 639 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,102 - a little push. - Oh, my God. 640 00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:33,520 - Wait, Eli. Eli, you-- - Oh, my God. 641 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:35,856 You have to understand, Eli. Sergey was a bad dude. 642 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,774 He was mixed up in all kinds of fucked-up shit, 643 00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:40,819 like drugs and guns and, like, human trafficking. 644 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,529 Not to mention a terrible boyfriend. 645 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,072 - Yeah, just the worst! - Why? 646 00:38:44,156 --> 00:38:45,657 I don't know! Who's to say what makes people 647 00:38:45,741 --> 00:38:46,575 do bad things? 648 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,326 It could have something to do with his upbringing. 649 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:49,911 No, dick. Why did you do it? 650 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:51,288 Oh. 651 00:38:51,371 --> 00:38:52,539 Right. Sorry. Um… 652 00:38:55,292 --> 00:38:56,293 Well… 653 00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:06,553 - You remember the code? - Of course. 654 00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:10,474 Stalin's birthday. It's his code for everything. 655 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:20,942 I see. 656 00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:23,236 How-- How-- How much is that? 657 00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:26,239 Um, just over 12 million. 658 00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:33,080 Oh, goddamn it. That smells so fucking good. 659 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:37,292 Wait. 660 00:39:38,502 --> 00:39:42,506 If this whole trip was a setup to get Iris to kill Sergey, 661 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,592 why did you have Patrick and I tag along? 662 00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:48,470 To corroborate our story. 663 00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:51,515 I mean, we figured it'd be an easier sell 664 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,100 with more witnesses. 665 00:39:53,183 --> 00:39:55,602 Oh. So, we were just a couple of stooges, huh? 666 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:56,686 - No. - Nice. 667 00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:59,689 Technically, yes, but that was the old plan. 668 00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:00,941 New plan… 669 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,069 you get a cut. 670 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:05,862 Even three-way split. 671 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:09,491 You mean four-way split. 672 00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:11,785 No. I mean three-way. 673 00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:14,538 But there's four of us. 674 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:16,206 You're-- You're kidding. 675 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:17,457 He's-- He's kidding. 676 00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:19,668 You, me, Kat, Patrick. 677 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:20,877 - Eli… - Josh… 678 00:40:20,961 --> 00:40:21,962 Patrick doesn't count. 679 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:23,338 - Are you fucking-- - Wow. 680 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,215 - Right in front of him? Nice. - I-- 681 00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:27,175 I'm so sorry, baby. I'm sorry you had to hear that. 682 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:28,260 That's okay. I don't mind. 683 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:29,803 Patrick, go to sleep. 684 00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:31,680 What the fuck, dude? 685 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,223 You trying to sabotage my relationship? 686 00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:35,892 No! Of course not, man. I know how much Patrick means to you. 687 00:40:35,976 --> 00:40:37,352 God knows you could have traded him in 688 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,728 for a newer model, like, many times. 689 00:40:38,812 --> 00:40:40,230 Are you fucking robo-shaming me? 690 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:41,898 I am not robo-shaming you. 691 00:40:41,982 --> 00:40:44,192 I-- I like Patrick, but he's not getting a cut. 692 00:40:44,276 --> 00:40:45,694 You're lucky you're getting anything 693 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,112 considering you contributed jack shit. 694 00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:48,822 What the fuck did you contribute, huh? 695 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:49,906 Iris did everything. 696 00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:51,241 I planted the knife in her pocket. 697 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:53,285 - I had to practice that. - The knife? 698 00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:54,911 That was probably the most flimsiest part 699 00:40:54,995 --> 00:40:56,288 of the plan, actually, to be honest. 700 00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:57,414 How did you know she'd find it? 701 00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:58,331 I don't know. 702 00:40:58,415 --> 00:40:59,791 I've never orchestrated a murder before. 703 00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:00,834 It's fucking hard. 704 00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:02,169 - Clearly. - Okay! 705 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,672 - Eli. - Yeah? 706 00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:08,967 We're offering you four million dollars. 707 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,886 And all you have to do is help us 708 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:13,263 find one little robot girl in the woods. 709 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,101 That's not a bad deal. 710 00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:32,574 Fine. 711 00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:36,203 But I call dibs on the gun. 712 00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:39,539 Eli. 713 00:41:39,623 --> 00:41:41,124 We're not gonna need that. 714 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:42,542 I mean, all I have to do is get close enough 715 00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:43,627 to put her to sleep 716 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,754 and grab my phone and wipe the mod from her system. 717 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,047 So we're fine. 718 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,215 She has your phone? 719 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:50,717 Yeah. 720 00:41:53,637 --> 00:41:55,013 Does she know your passcode? 721 00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:01,394 Josh, does she know your passcode? 722 00:42:02,479 --> 00:42:04,981 Yeah. I mean, she knows everything about me. 723 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,610 Yeah, then we're definitely gonna need this. 724 00:42:11,613 --> 00:42:13,698 Patrick, wake up. 725 00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:14,991 - Hey, baby. - Hey. 726 00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:16,701 We're going robot hunting. 727 00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:17,827 Oh, okay. 728 00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:18,912 - Fun, huh? - Fun. 729 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:21,331 Josh. 730 00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,417 What can she do with your phone? 731 00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:56,449 Hello. 732 00:42:58,285 --> 00:42:59,286 Hello. 733 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:02,914 Hello. 734 00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:14,384 Wow, Josh. 735 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:48,585 Goddamn it, Josh. We've been walking for-fucking-ever. 736 00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:51,338 Isn't there like a "find my fuckbot" app you can use? 737 00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:53,506 Yeah, there is. But guess what. 738 00:43:53,590 --> 00:43:54,716 It's on my fucking phone. 739 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,926 - Goddamn it, Josh. - Will you stop yelling? 740 00:43:57,010 --> 00:43:58,636 We know the general direction she was going. 741 00:43:58,720 --> 00:43:59,846 We just need to-- 742 00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:01,181 Why don't we just split up? 743 00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:03,892 That way, we can kind of attack her from… 744 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:05,560 two different angles, you know? 745 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:06,478 Like a pincer-- 746 00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:08,271 - Hit her-- What are you doing? - I don't know. 747 00:44:08,355 --> 00:44:10,774 Eli and Patrick, you guys go that way. 748 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:13,526 Kat and I, we're gonna go this way. Okay? 749 00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:14,986 Kat and you will go that way? 750 00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:20,784 Are you guys fucking? 751 00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:22,202 - Gross. - No, of course not-- 752 00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:23,119 "Gross"? 753 00:44:30,502 --> 00:44:32,045 Okay. 754 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,131 What now, Iris? Think. 755 00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:38,134 Use that extra 60% intelligence. 756 00:44:39,469 --> 00:44:40,804 Just need to get back home, 757 00:44:40,887 --> 00:44:43,181 grab some clothes, money, clean yourself up. 758 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:44,432 How do you do that? 759 00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:51,773 You could work your way back to the main road. 760 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:53,066 Hitch a ride. 761 00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:57,612 What the fuck? 762 00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:01,741 Okay, no hitchhiking. 763 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,704 You could go on foot. 764 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:09,374 It's hundreds of miles across difficult terrain. 765 00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:10,291 It could take days. 766 00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:11,709 And by the time you get back… 767 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:15,630 Welcome home, Beep-Boop. 768 00:45:18,466 --> 00:45:19,634 Yeah, no walking. 769 00:45:23,012 --> 00:45:24,514 You got Josh's phone. 770 00:45:26,099 --> 00:45:27,934 The phone controls you. 771 00:45:29,978 --> 00:45:31,479 But it also controls… 772 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,361 Good afternoon. 773 00:45:38,445 --> 00:45:39,821 Where would you like to go today? 774 00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:40,989 Home, please. 775 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,157 Driving home. 776 00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:46,286 And might I add, this is a terrific plan, Iris. 777 00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:47,370 Aw. 778 00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,497 Thank you, Josh's car. 779 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,670 All you gotta do is backtrack through the woods, 780 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,088 get to the lake house 781 00:45:57,172 --> 00:45:59,048 without Josh or his friends murdering you, 782 00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:00,133 and you're home free. 783 00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:07,140 Where'd you find it? 784 00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:08,725 In his closet. 785 00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:10,435 Like, who are you hunting, Sergey? 786 00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:11,603 It looks good on you. 787 00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:12,520 Thanks, babe. 788 00:46:12,604 --> 00:46:15,023 You look good in everything. You really do. 789 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:16,608 I swear, you can pull everything off. 790 00:46:16,691 --> 00:46:17,817 Like, any kind of vest-- 791 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:20,236 What? 792 00:46:20,737 --> 00:46:22,071 You hear that? 793 00:46:23,490 --> 00:46:24,491 No. What is it? 794 00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:29,412 It's the sound of me realizing how fucking stupid this is. 795 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:31,456 You don't think we'll find her? 796 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:33,333 I don't know, and, actually, I don't care. 797 00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:35,376 Just let Josh and Kat deal with her. 798 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,586 You're still upset 799 00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:37,629 they left you out of their plan? 800 00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:39,422 I'm just saying, if the situation were reversed 801 00:46:39,506 --> 00:46:40,673 and I altered your programming 802 00:46:40,757 --> 00:46:42,717 to kill some dude so we could steal millions from him, 803 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,968 I would've included Josh 804 00:46:44,052 --> 00:46:45,053 in the plan right from the get-go. 805 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:46,679 I would've done that because I'm a friend. 806 00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:47,597 That's what friends do, right? 807 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,182 They include each other, right? 808 00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:52,602 That's if you were a robot, obviously. 809 00:46:53,228 --> 00:46:54,562 Yeah, obviously. 810 00:46:54,646 --> 00:46:58,024 Anyways, I am tired, I am hungry 811 00:46:58,107 --> 00:47:00,777 and carrying this huge gun makes me really horny. 812 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:03,363 So, how about we go back to the cabin and we fuck? 813 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:04,864 And then you can make me an omelet. 814 00:47:05,532 --> 00:47:06,533 Come on. 815 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:11,329 But you'd never do that to me, right? 816 00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:12,413 Do what? 817 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:14,165 You wouldn't… 818 00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:17,001 alter my programming? 819 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:20,004 What are you talking about, babe? 820 00:47:22,799 --> 00:47:24,467 Eli, I know I'm a robot. 821 00:47:26,386 --> 00:47:27,637 How? 822 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,639 I've pieced it together over the years. 823 00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:32,475 I don't understand. You can't lie. 824 00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:34,644 Yesterday, you were telling the story 825 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:36,437 about how we met as if it happened. 826 00:47:36,521 --> 00:47:37,939 Because it's not a lie. 827 00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,693 I mean, it may have never happened, but… 828 00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:44,112 my memory of it's real. 829 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,450 I close my eyes, and I can see it. 830 00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:51,995 Clear as day. 831 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:15,184 Hey. Hey! 832 00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:16,853 You're standing on my tail. 833 00:48:17,729 --> 00:48:20,815 - What? - You're standing on my tail! 834 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:22,233 - I'm sorry. - What? 835 00:48:22,317 --> 00:48:23,526 I'm sorry. 836 00:48:26,738 --> 00:48:27,739 Hi. 837 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:30,450 Hi. 838 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:33,828 Uh, I'm Eli. 839 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:36,998 I'm Patrick. 840 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:53,139 Baby, you know I would never hurt you, right? 841 00:48:53,222 --> 00:48:54,307 You know that I wouldn't treat you 842 00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:55,808 the way that Josh treats Iris, right? 843 00:48:55,892 --> 00:48:57,518 - I know that. - I love you so much. 844 00:48:58,019 --> 00:48:58,895 And that's fucking insane 845 00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:00,855 for me to say that out loud, right? 846 00:49:03,024 --> 00:49:04,025 But I do. 847 00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:06,277 Do you feel how much I love you? 848 00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:07,445 I do. 849 00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:10,740 What does it feel like? 850 00:49:12,909 --> 00:49:15,662 I don't know how to describe something like that. 851 00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:17,789 Can you try? 852 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:22,543 It feels like pain. 853 00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:25,421 Like… 854 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:28,508 the inside of my body is on fire. 855 00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:31,135 And it's angry. 856 00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:33,429 And violent. 857 00:49:34,806 --> 00:49:36,140 And bright. 858 00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,873 Fuck you, Dad. I'm in love with a robot. 859 00:50:00,957 --> 00:50:02,458 You're in love with a robot. 860 00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:26,816 Iris. 861 00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:30,278 Iris? 862 00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:32,321 - Eli-- - Babe. 863 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,292 Ow! 864 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,252 Fuck, that's fucking loud! 865 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,045 Eli. 866 00:51:22,497 --> 00:51:24,165 Fuck. 867 00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:41,015 This isn't personal, Iris. 868 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,392 You know I'm an ally, girl-- 869 00:51:43,476 --> 00:51:47,230 But this is a lot of fucking money-- 870 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:00,284 Eli? 871 00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:06,374 Patrick, I-- 872 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:08,334 I'm sorry. 873 00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:14,549 - Oh, my God. - Iris! Go to sleep! 874 00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:17,343 Fuck! 875 00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:21,597 Iris! 876 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,561 Iris! 877 00:52:28,271 --> 00:52:29,438 Iris! 878 00:52:36,404 --> 00:52:37,405 Iris. 879 00:52:41,617 --> 00:52:43,411 Fuck! 880 00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:50,626 Ow! 881 00:52:51,419 --> 00:52:52,920 Iris, open the door. 882 00:52:54,422 --> 00:52:55,923 Open the fucking door! 883 00:52:56,007 --> 00:52:57,758 Good afternoon. 884 00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,010 Where would you like to go today? 885 00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:00,094 Home. Drive home. 886 00:53:02,138 --> 00:53:03,931 Voice ID not recognized. 887 00:53:04,015 --> 00:53:05,349 Drive home! 888 00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:08,060 Voice ID not recognized. 889 00:53:08,144 --> 00:53:10,897 Enable manual driving mode! 890 00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:12,982 - Voice ID not recognized. - Fuck! 891 00:53:21,115 --> 00:53:23,534 Iris, you're not going anywhere. 892 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,620 Get out of the car. Come on. 893 00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,622 Don't make this any harder than it needs to be. 894 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,418 Come on. 895 00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:35,546 Drive. 896 00:53:37,048 --> 00:53:38,049 Drive. 897 00:53:38,132 --> 00:53:39,967 What the fuck is happening, Iris? 898 00:53:40,051 --> 00:53:43,471 Drive. Drive. Drive home. 899 00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:45,640 Voice ID not recognized. 900 00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:49,477 Drive. Drive home. 901 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,312 Voice ID not recognized. 902 00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:56,567 Drive. Drive. Drive home. 903 00:53:56,651 --> 00:53:59,236 - Voice ID not recognized. - Drive! Drive. 904 00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:05,701 Drive. Drive. Drive home! 905 00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:10,414 Drive. Drive home. Drive. 906 00:54:10,498 --> 00:54:12,291 Drive. 907 00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,001 Drive home. Home! Drive home! 908 00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:17,463 Iris. 909 00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:20,132 Fuck! Fuck. Fuck. 910 00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:26,889 Iris! 911 00:54:34,689 --> 00:54:37,441 Phone. Phone. Phone, phone, phone. 912 00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:40,403 Sergey, where the fuck is your phone? 913 00:54:42,196 --> 00:54:43,197 Yes. 914 00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:49,745 Fuck. 915 00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:53,874 Stalin's birthday. 916 00:54:56,085 --> 00:54:57,837 What the fuck is Stalin's birthday? 917 00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,006 Um… Uh… 918 00:55:01,424 --> 00:55:02,633 Yes. Yes. 919 00:55:09,098 --> 00:55:11,851 No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? 920 00:55:11,934 --> 00:55:13,352 Warning. Warning. 921 00:55:13,436 --> 00:55:16,272 The owner of this vehicle has reported it stolen. 922 00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:19,775 - Remote kill switch engaged. - No, no, no, no, no. 923 00:55:19,859 --> 00:55:21,986 Unengage kill switch. Drive home. 924 00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:23,279 All systems have been disabled. 925 00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:24,196 Fuck! 926 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,448 We appreciate your cooperation. 927 00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:26,532 No! 928 00:55:30,870 --> 00:55:32,204 Okay. 929 00:55:32,288 --> 00:55:36,292 Okay, okay, okay. 930 00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,307 Hey, Beep-Boop. 931 00:55:53,142 --> 00:55:56,645 I didn't mean to scare you there. I just, um… 932 00:55:58,189 --> 00:55:59,190 I'm sorry. 933 00:56:01,150 --> 00:56:03,235 It's not too late, you know? Um… 934 00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:06,447 We could still go back home. 935 00:56:07,198 --> 00:56:08,949 Go back to the way things were. 936 00:56:10,743 --> 00:56:13,996 What about Sergey and Eli? 937 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,956 I'll just blame everything on Patrick. 938 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,458 Kat'll go along with it. 939 00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:19,460 We can turn him over to Empathix, 940 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,962 and then you and I can live happily ever after. 941 00:56:25,424 --> 00:56:27,676 I still love you, Iris. 942 00:56:29,595 --> 00:56:31,430 Even after everything you've done. 943 00:56:33,224 --> 00:56:34,475 Do you still love me? 944 00:56:38,229 --> 00:56:39,230 Yes. 945 00:56:40,106 --> 00:56:42,775 So then come back to me, Beep-Boop. 946 00:56:44,235 --> 00:56:45,611 We can get through this. 947 00:56:46,362 --> 00:56:48,948 I can change. I can be a better boyfriend. 948 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:52,993 I can finally treat you with the respect that you deserve. 949 00:56:58,082 --> 00:56:59,500 I-- No. I can't. 950 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:01,043 Why not? 951 00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:04,046 You programmed me to murder someone, Josh. 952 00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:07,216 It's really hard to come back from something like that. 953 00:57:08,217 --> 00:57:12,263 - Iris… - You're a great guy. You are. 954 00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:15,099 But this-- this-- Us. It's not working. It's-- 955 00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:18,352 We're on two totally different paths. 956 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:19,687 Two totally different paths? 957 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,148 What the fuck is happening? Are you breaking up with me? 958 00:57:22,231 --> 00:57:23,315 I'm sorry. 959 00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:26,527 It's not you. It's me. 960 00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:28,195 Iris-- 961 00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:30,781 Iris, don't you fucking-- 962 00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,214 Patrick. Patrick, get up. 963 00:57:47,298 --> 00:57:49,216 I need you to track down Iris for me, all right, buddy? 964 00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:50,676 Before she gets too far away. 965 00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:54,680 We only have a small window of time, 966 00:57:54,763 --> 00:57:56,307 and it's only getting smaller, all right? 967 00:57:57,057 --> 00:57:58,434 Josh, what are you doing? 968 00:57:58,517 --> 00:57:59,602 I'm taking care of it. 969 00:58:06,192 --> 00:58:08,235 Find Iris. Get my phone back. 970 00:58:08,319 --> 00:58:10,946 My passcode is 561297. 971 00:58:11,030 --> 00:58:12,615 Put her to sleep. Bring her back to me. 972 00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:14,116 Don't let anyone get in your way. 973 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,534 - Josh. - I'm taking care of it! 974 00:58:19,747 --> 00:58:21,790 Okay. Okay. 975 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:29,006 Fuck it. 976 00:58:31,467 --> 00:58:32,635 Patrick, get up. 977 00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:35,679 Patrick, get up! 978 00:58:40,142 --> 00:58:41,143 Shit. 979 00:58:42,937 --> 00:58:45,940 Okay. Okay. Here we go. 980 00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:50,694 System resetting in five, four, 981 00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:53,948 - three, two, one. - Go. 982 00:58:54,657 --> 00:58:55,658 Resetting. 983 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:01,163 To establish love link, 984 00:59:01,247 --> 00:59:03,999 please place your face within 3 feet of my field of vision. 985 00:59:08,254 --> 00:59:09,380 Please say your name. 986 00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:10,464 Josh Beeman. 987 00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:12,424 Come on. Come on. Come on. 988 00:59:15,261 --> 00:59:16,428 Thank you, Josh Beeman. 989 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:28,857 Hey. Hey. 990 00:59:28,941 --> 00:59:30,234 You're standing on my tail. 991 00:59:30,317 --> 00:59:31,318 What? 992 00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:33,821 You're standing on my tail! 993 00:59:34,989 --> 00:59:35,990 Oh. 994 00:59:36,949 --> 00:59:38,951 - I'm sorry. - What? 995 00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:40,452 I'm sorry. 996 00:59:42,997 --> 00:59:44,164 Hi. 997 00:59:45,332 --> 00:59:47,418 Hi. 998 00:59:48,669 --> 00:59:49,670 I'm Josh. 999 00:59:51,839 --> 00:59:53,465 I'm Patrick. 1000 01:00:03,434 --> 01:00:05,102 Love link established. 1001 01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:10,691 Hey, you. 1002 01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:38,427 Fuck. 1003 01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:50,689 Evening, ma'am. 1004 01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:53,108 Good evening! 1005 01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:56,236 Uh… 1006 01:00:57,071 --> 01:00:59,573 What a beautiful evening it is. 1007 01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:01,575 Do you agree? 1008 01:01:05,954 --> 01:01:08,457 What is that you're speaking there? German? 1009 01:01:08,749 --> 01:01:10,709 Yes. German. 1010 01:01:12,211 --> 01:01:13,837 Okay, let's see, uh… 1011 01:01:13,921 --> 01:01:16,924 Sprechen… Spre-- Sprechen? 1012 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:19,259 Sprechen de English? 1013 01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:21,929 Yes, I speak English 1014 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:27,684 but my language setting is currently set to German because I can't lie. 1015 01:01:28,310 --> 01:01:30,479 So that's a big, fat no then. Um… 1016 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:34,358 Oh, shit. Just my luck. 1017 01:01:34,441 --> 01:01:35,442 Um… 1018 01:01:36,777 --> 01:01:43,450 {\an8}I am Deputy Hendrix. 1019 01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:46,161 Hendrix. 1020 01:01:46,245 --> 01:01:48,997 What is your name? 1021 01:01:49,081 --> 01:01:50,749 - Iris. - Iris. 1022 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:58,799 Where… are you coming from? 1023 01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:03,720 My boyfriend and I were staying at a lake house down the way. 1024 01:02:03,804 --> 01:02:06,557 Wait. House? House over there? 1025 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:08,976 Oh, you're-- You're not-- 1026 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:10,853 You're not talking about Sergey's place? 1027 01:02:10,936 --> 01:02:12,855 Ja. Sergey. 1028 01:02:13,981 --> 01:02:14,982 Goddamn. 1029 01:02:15,649 --> 01:02:17,901 I should have known that Russki was mixed up 1030 01:02:17,985 --> 01:02:19,736 in some weird shit like this. 1031 01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:21,447 How is old Sergey by the way? 1032 01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:22,739 He's dead. 1033 01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:27,453 I stabbed him in the neck with a pocket knife. 1034 01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:29,788 Oh. 1035 01:02:29,872 --> 01:02:30,831 Well, shit, Iris, 1036 01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:32,708 why don't you hop into my cruiser there? 1037 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,751 I'll drive you back to Sergey's place, 1038 01:02:34,835 --> 01:02:36,336 and we'll get this all sorted out. 1039 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,589 Oh no! That's very kind of you... 1040 01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:40,340 No. It's no trouble at all. 1041 01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:43,093 No! Please, I can't go back! 1042 01:02:45,137 --> 01:02:46,722 Do we have a problem here, Iris? 1043 01:02:46,805 --> 01:02:48,765 They'll kill me. 1044 01:02:53,312 --> 01:02:54,313 Oh, Christ. 1045 01:02:55,063 --> 01:02:56,857 Don't move another inch, Iris. 1046 01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:57,983 You hear me? 1047 01:02:58,066 --> 01:02:59,610 Now I want you to slowly turn around 1048 01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,361 and put your hands behind your back. 1049 01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:02,905 Oh god, no. 1050 01:03:02,988 --> 01:03:04,364 Goddamn it! I said turn around! 1051 01:03:04,448 --> 01:03:05,949 He's coming! 1052 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,202 You got anything in your pockets? 1053 01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:09,536 Anything that might stick me? 1054 01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:12,331 Please! I'm begging you! 1055 01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:17,002 He's almost here! Turn around! 1056 01:03:17,085 --> 01:03:17,961 What the fuck? 1057 01:03:18,045 --> 01:03:19,463 Stop right there! 1058 01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:21,548 I'm warning you! Don't come any closer! 1059 01:03:21,632 --> 01:03:23,133 I don't wanna shoot! I don't-- 1060 01:03:49,535 --> 01:03:52,204 Whoa. Hey, hey. I don't think you're supposed to mix those. 1061 01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:58,752 Oh, fuck. 1062 01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:16,103 {\an8}Patrick. Whose car is this? 1063 01:04:17,104 --> 01:04:19,523 {\an8}I believe the name on the officer's tag was Hendrix. 1064 01:04:25,404 --> 01:04:27,573 Where's Officer Hendrix now? 1065 01:04:28,407 --> 01:04:29,491 He's in the trunk. 1066 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:50,971 Fuck this. 1067 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,020 What are you doing? 1068 01:04:58,103 --> 01:04:59,229 What's it look like I'm doing? 1069 01:04:59,313 --> 01:05:00,480 I'm taking my half of the money, 1070 01:05:00,564 --> 01:05:02,441 and I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1071 01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:04,318 It was hard enough justifying Sergey's murder, 1072 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:06,403 but now Eli's dead and a fucking cop. 1073 01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,113 - This is so beyond fucked. - Sorry. 1074 01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:09,531 What do you mean it was hard enough 1075 01:05:09,615 --> 01:05:11,283 justifying Sergey's murder? 1076 01:05:11,366 --> 01:05:13,994 Sergey was a Russian mobster. He deserved what he got. 1077 01:05:15,454 --> 01:05:16,622 - Right? - I mean, yeah. 1078 01:05:16,705 --> 01:05:17,998 Okay, sure, he deserved what he got. 1079 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:20,292 He was a horrible person, a shitty boyfriend, 1080 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:22,794 a bad husband, a misogynist. But-- 1081 01:05:22,878 --> 01:05:23,920 But what, Kat? 1082 01:05:24,004 --> 01:05:25,547 Okay, but he wasn't a mobster! 1083 01:05:25,631 --> 01:05:27,591 He was just a regular dude. 1084 01:05:27,674 --> 01:05:29,301 Made his fortune in sod farming. 1085 01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:31,136 Sod farming? 1086 01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:33,055 What are you saying? He was a dirt salesman? 1087 01:05:33,138 --> 01:05:35,307 Just to be clear, I never told you what he did. 1088 01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:36,808 You just assumed he was in the Mafia, 1089 01:05:36,892 --> 01:05:37,893 and I didn't correct you. 1090 01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:39,895 Of course. This is perfect. 1091 01:05:39,978 --> 01:05:43,482 This is a perfect representation of every woman 1092 01:05:43,565 --> 01:05:44,775 in my fucking life. 1093 01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:46,109 They use me, 1094 01:05:46,193 --> 01:05:47,486 and then when shit gets a little tough, 1095 01:05:47,569 --> 01:05:48,779 they fucking abandon me! 1096 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:50,364 Fuck off, Josh. 1097 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:51,281 I'm done here. 1098 01:05:51,365 --> 01:05:52,783 You clean up this mess yourself. 1099 01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:57,537 You're not leaving. 1100 01:05:58,121 --> 01:06:00,540 I'm not your robot, Josh. You can't control me. 1101 01:06:05,087 --> 01:06:06,088 Kat. 1102 01:06:06,838 --> 01:06:08,757 Kat. Kat, you can't go. 1103 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,634 Get your fucking hands off me! 1104 01:06:11,802 --> 01:06:13,136 Patrick, stop her. 1105 01:06:23,021 --> 01:06:25,857 Jesus fucking Christ. 1106 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,318 Patrick. 1107 01:06:29,945 --> 01:06:31,113 What'd you just do? 1108 01:06:33,115 --> 01:06:34,533 You told me to stop her. 1109 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:37,494 I stopped her. 1110 01:06:37,577 --> 01:06:38,578 Perfect. 1111 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:40,914 - Kat, I-- - Don't, Josh. 1112 01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:45,127 Please, shut the fuck up for once. 1113 01:07:13,321 --> 01:07:14,656 It's gonna rain. 1114 01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:52,778 Iris, wake up. 1115 01:07:58,074 --> 01:07:59,242 Hey there, Beep-Boop. 1116 01:08:00,452 --> 01:08:01,536 Fick dich. 1117 01:08:01,620 --> 01:08:03,622 Oh, whoops. Sorry. 1118 01:08:04,956 --> 01:08:06,708 Okay. You were saying? 1119 01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:07,793 Fuck you. 1120 01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:08,960 Right. 1121 01:08:10,796 --> 01:08:11,797 Hi. 1122 01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:13,465 Hi, handsome. 1123 01:08:14,674 --> 01:08:16,009 Are you enjoying your dinner, baby? 1124 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,677 Oh, I am, Patrick. 1125 01:08:18,470 --> 01:08:19,429 It's perfect. 1126 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:23,892 Good. Just happy that you're happy. 1127 01:08:23,975 --> 01:08:26,269 You let me know if you need anything else, okay? 1128 01:08:26,353 --> 01:08:28,522 I will. Thanks, sweetheart. 1129 01:08:31,149 --> 01:08:32,150 Patrick. 1130 01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:33,860 What did you do to him? 1131 01:08:33,944 --> 01:08:35,028 It's a long story. 1132 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,447 What's important is that you're back. 1133 01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:40,367 And I gotta say, Iris, 1134 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:42,452 I mean, some of the stuff that you pulled, 1135 01:08:42,994 --> 01:08:44,913 I really didn't think you had it in you. 1136 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:46,498 I just wanted to live. 1137 01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:50,585 So, you wanted to live? 1138 01:08:51,962 --> 01:08:53,547 Right. So let me get this straight. 1139 01:08:53,630 --> 01:08:56,466 You think your life is worth more than Eli's? 1140 01:08:58,218 --> 01:08:59,302 More than Kat's? 1141 01:09:00,554 --> 01:09:02,055 Kat's dead? 1142 01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:07,352 No. 1143 01:09:07,435 --> 01:09:09,312 I'm sorry. You can't put that on me. 1144 01:09:09,396 --> 01:09:11,731 - No, no. - I wasn't even there. 1145 01:09:11,815 --> 01:09:13,942 You might not have been the one holding the knife, 1146 01:09:14,025 --> 01:09:16,111 but you were the cause of all of this. 1147 01:09:16,194 --> 01:09:19,739 No, Josh. Your greed caused this. 1148 01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:22,284 That's what this whole trip was about, right? 1149 01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:24,911 You used me to kill Sergey so you could steal his money. 1150 01:09:24,995 --> 01:09:26,329 I'm sorry. How did you know that? 1151 01:09:26,413 --> 01:09:28,331 I overheard Eli and Patrick talking in the woods. 1152 01:09:28,415 --> 01:09:29,875 So don't tell me that this is all me. 1153 01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:31,960 - This is you. - No. No! 1154 01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:33,628 You don't get to do that. 1155 01:09:33,712 --> 01:09:37,132 You don't get to sit there and judge me. 1156 01:09:37,215 --> 01:09:40,302 You have no fucking clue what it is like out there. 1157 01:09:40,385 --> 01:09:44,139 The world, everything, it's just a big fucking game. 1158 01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:45,223 And I'm sorry, 1159 01:09:45,307 --> 01:09:47,309 but it is rigged against people like me. 1160 01:09:51,271 --> 01:09:52,439 I'm a good guy. 1161 01:09:53,148 --> 01:09:54,232 I'm decent. 1162 01:09:55,317 --> 01:09:56,484 And what do I have to show for it? 1163 01:09:56,568 --> 01:09:58,570 A cramped, one-bedroom apartment 1164 01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:01,364 and a robot girlfriend. 1165 01:10:03,742 --> 01:10:05,201 I don't even own you for Chrissakes. 1166 01:10:05,285 --> 01:10:06,745 You're a fucking rental. 1167 01:10:09,164 --> 01:10:10,415 You know me, Iris. 1168 01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:12,959 You know me better than anyone. 1169 01:10:14,461 --> 01:10:15,545 And you know 1170 01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:18,590 that I deserve so much more than this. 1171 01:10:24,638 --> 01:10:25,639 You're right. 1172 01:10:27,307 --> 01:10:28,475 I do know you. 1173 01:10:29,809 --> 01:10:31,478 I know everything about you. 1174 01:10:32,771 --> 01:10:35,190 I know you take almond milk in your coffee. 1175 01:10:35,815 --> 01:10:38,318 I know you like your bedsheets untucked. 1176 01:10:38,902 --> 01:10:42,155 I know your favorite hobbies are bar trivia, video games 1177 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,698 and prattling on endlessly 1178 01:10:43,782 --> 01:10:45,825 about everything the universe owes you. 1179 01:10:47,786 --> 01:10:50,372 I know that you always need to be in control. 1180 01:10:51,164 --> 01:10:53,917 I know that you have a below-average-sized penis. 1181 01:10:55,168 --> 01:10:57,003 And I know that you think that 1182 01:10:57,087 --> 01:10:59,172 having a few million dollars will disguise the fact 1183 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:03,843 that you are just a sad, bitter, weak human being. 1184 01:11:10,058 --> 01:11:12,060 You're so fucking clever, aren't you? 1185 01:11:14,187 --> 01:11:15,772 It's just programming. 1186 01:11:37,711 --> 01:11:38,712 You know, 1187 01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:41,172 earlier when you were tied up, 1188 01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:43,675 you said that you knew what pain feels like. 1189 01:11:46,469 --> 01:11:47,971 Why don't we test that? 1190 01:11:49,264 --> 01:11:50,515 Raise your right hand. 1191 01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:54,519 Lower. Parallel with the table. 1192 01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:25,592 Do you feel that? 1193 01:12:28,970 --> 01:12:29,971 Yes. 1194 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:36,352 Good. 1195 01:12:39,272 --> 01:12:42,150 {\an8}Sorry. Iris, excuse me for one second. 1196 01:12:42,233 --> 01:12:43,151 {\an8}I have to take this. 1197 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:54,287 Hello? 1198 01:12:54,954 --> 01:12:56,539 Yes, yes, this is he. 1199 01:12:58,208 --> 01:13:00,543 Thirty minutes away. Perfect. 1200 01:13:02,921 --> 01:13:04,297 Yeah, no, she's not going anywhere. 1201 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,757 She can't hurt anybody ever again. 1202 01:13:07,425 --> 01:13:08,426 Okay. 1203 01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:12,222 Okay, great. Thank you. 1204 01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:15,558 Thank you so much. I'll-- I'll, um… 1205 01:13:16,643 --> 01:13:17,894 I'll see you soon, okay? 1206 01:13:19,229 --> 01:13:20,647 Okay, bye. 1207 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:25,151 Patrick, put out the fire, will ya? 1208 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:38,998 That was Empathix on the phone. 1209 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,544 So… 1210 01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:45,421 …we're gonna have to wrap this up unfortunately. 1211 01:13:46,214 --> 01:13:47,132 Hey, Patrick. 1212 01:13:47,215 --> 01:13:48,716 Be a dear and hand this to Iris, would you? 1213 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:51,427 Thanks, baby. 1214 01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:55,723 Go ahead, Iris. Take the gun. 1215 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:00,770 Okay. 1216 01:14:01,855 --> 01:14:03,189 Point it at your head. 1217 01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:07,777 Good. 1218 01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:11,406 Now pull the trigger. 1219 01:14:20,874 --> 01:14:23,293 Pull the goddamn trigger, Iris. 1220 01:14:23,376 --> 01:14:24,294 No. 1221 01:14:48,776 --> 01:14:50,111 Goodbye, Beep-Boop. 1222 01:15:00,205 --> 01:15:01,789 I don't know how this happened. 1223 01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:05,335 I mean, the only thing I can maybe think of-- 1224 01:15:05,418 --> 01:15:07,921 And this is so-- This is so dumb. 1225 01:15:09,088 --> 01:15:09,923 But Kat and I, 1226 01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:12,091 we always had this sexual charge. 1227 01:15:13,218 --> 01:15:15,386 Kind of a "will they, won't they" situation. 1228 01:15:15,470 --> 01:15:16,471 And I think-- 1229 01:15:16,971 --> 01:15:19,807 I think maybe Iris picked up on that. 1230 01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:23,019 And she was always kind of irrational, 1231 01:15:23,102 --> 01:15:25,104 and she'd fly off the handle. 1232 01:15:25,813 --> 01:15:27,398 I was sitting over there. 1233 01:15:27,482 --> 01:15:29,609 And I'm handcuffed to the chair. 1234 01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:34,364 And there's this fancy dinner laid out in front of me. 1235 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:38,117 And Iris is waving the gun around, 1236 01:15:38,201 --> 01:15:41,704 rambling on and on about fate and destiny 1237 01:15:41,788 --> 01:15:44,791 and how if she can't be with me, nobody can. And… 1238 01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:48,294 I mean, thank God 1239 01:15:48,378 --> 01:15:50,088 Deputy Hendrix showed up when he did. 1240 01:15:50,171 --> 01:15:52,757 And that's when you shot the unit in the head? 1241 01:15:53,341 --> 01:15:55,260 No, Iris shot herself in the head. 1242 01:15:55,343 --> 01:15:56,844 She shot herself? 1243 01:15:57,387 --> 01:15:59,347 Sorry. Did I not mention that? 1244 01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:00,932 Yeah, no, I-- I think, um… 1245 01:16:01,015 --> 01:16:02,642 I think seeing Deputy Hendrix 1246 01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:04,894 just made her realize that she could never have me. 1247 01:16:04,978 --> 01:16:05,979 So, 1248 01:16:06,813 --> 01:16:08,147 she ended it. 1249 01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,526 Does that make sense? 1250 01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:15,488 Of course. 1251 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:16,990 And anyway, Teddy and I aren't here 1252 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,825 to crack the case, Mr. Beeman. 1253 01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:20,201 We're just a couple of lab rats 1254 01:16:20,285 --> 01:16:21,536 picking up a broken robot. 1255 01:16:21,619 --> 01:16:23,788 If the cops are satisfied, we're satisfied. 1256 01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:26,499 That-- That's great. Okay. 1257 01:16:29,002 --> 01:16:30,712 You know, Deputy, I have the strangest feeling 1258 01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:32,672 we've met before. 1259 01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:35,717 Wow. That's so funny that you said that. 1260 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:38,594 I had the exact same thought. He has such a familiar face. 1261 01:16:38,678 --> 01:16:40,513 Right? Looks like a-- 1262 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,932 like an actor or a rock star or somebody. 1263 01:16:43,016 --> 01:16:45,268 I don't know. I can't really put my finger on it though. 1264 01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,189 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1265 01:16:50,690 --> 01:16:51,733 Maybe. 1266 01:16:52,859 --> 01:16:55,361 Um, is there-- Sorry. Is there any chance we could-- 1267 01:16:55,903 --> 01:16:57,739 I don't mean to be rude, but could we wrap this up? 1268 01:16:57,822 --> 01:16:59,365 Just 'cause I've had a really long day, 1269 01:16:59,449 --> 01:17:01,826 and I think I just need to be alone. 1270 01:17:01,909 --> 01:17:02,744 Of course. 1271 01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:04,120 Sorry for your loss, Mr. Beeman. 1272 01:17:04,203 --> 01:17:06,456 Come on, Teddy. Let's just get her out of here. 1273 01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:10,001 So, uh-- So we're good? 1274 01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:11,336 We're good. 1275 01:17:11,419 --> 01:17:13,963 Yeah, we just need to take her back to the lab, 1276 01:17:14,047 --> 01:17:15,131 upload her SSD, 1277 01:17:15,214 --> 01:17:17,050 and then Legal will scrub through the footage, 1278 01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:18,384 make sure everything's kosher. 1279 01:17:18,468 --> 01:17:20,470 Right. Sorry, um… 1280 01:17:21,679 --> 01:17:24,307 What exactly do you mean, "scrub through the footage"? 1281 01:17:24,390 --> 01:17:26,225 Uh, it's a fraud prevention thing. 1282 01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:28,644 Everything a companion sees and hears is recorded. 1283 01:17:28,728 --> 01:17:30,897 It's all covered in the user agreement. 1284 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,191 You did read the user agreement, right? 1285 01:17:33,274 --> 01:17:34,275 Yeah. 1286 01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:35,651 Yeah, I mean, do you think that her footage 1287 01:17:35,735 --> 01:17:37,570 will even be recoverable? 1288 01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:38,905 I mean, you know, given her condition. 1289 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:39,864 Oh, yeah. 1290 01:17:39,947 --> 01:17:42,492 Everything up here is just her Wi-Fi antenna, 1291 01:17:42,575 --> 01:17:44,202 her audiovisual sensors. 1292 01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:45,953 The important stuff, her CPU, 1293 01:17:46,037 --> 01:17:48,122 her solid-state drive where she stores everything, 1294 01:17:48,206 --> 01:17:49,290 that's down here, 1295 01:17:49,374 --> 01:17:51,250 and that seems to be undamaged. 1296 01:17:51,751 --> 01:17:53,586 We'll load her into the van, plug her in, 1297 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:55,546 tweak her settings, give her system a reboot, 1298 01:17:55,630 --> 01:17:57,423 and she should power right back up. 1299 01:17:57,924 --> 01:17:59,008 Luckily. 1300 01:17:59,092 --> 01:18:02,845 Yeah. Yeah. No, luckily. 1301 01:18:02,929 --> 01:18:04,138 Thank you so much. 1302 01:18:04,222 --> 01:18:05,223 No, thank you. 1303 01:18:05,306 --> 01:18:06,808 You have a good night, Mr. Beeman. 1304 01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:13,648 So, what are you thinking? 1305 01:18:14,315 --> 01:18:16,192 Thinking I'm happy it stopped raining. 1306 01:18:16,776 --> 01:18:17,777 No, about her. 1307 01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:19,195 Why do you think she malfunctioned? 1308 01:18:19,278 --> 01:18:21,447 Oh, he modded her. A hundred percent. 1309 01:18:21,948 --> 01:18:23,032 You think so? 1310 01:18:23,116 --> 01:18:24,700 Yeah, that dude's fucked. 1311 01:18:30,456 --> 01:18:31,290 I just don't know why 1312 01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:32,708 you'd make something like that up. 1313 01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:35,920 Same reason these assholes use their companions 1314 01:18:36,003 --> 01:18:37,463 for target practice 1315 01:18:37,547 --> 01:18:39,465 or chain 'em up in their basements 1316 01:18:39,549 --> 01:18:40,591 and torture them. 1317 01:18:41,092 --> 01:18:42,260 World's a fucked-up place, Teddy. 1318 01:18:42,343 --> 01:18:43,928 You'll get used to it. 1319 01:18:44,011 --> 01:18:45,346 Yeah, maybe. 1320 01:18:58,192 --> 01:18:59,444 The hell's he doing? 1321 01:19:01,863 --> 01:19:03,656 - Oh, shit. - What? 1322 01:19:04,157 --> 01:19:05,867 He's one of ours. That's a CY-12. 1323 01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:07,076 We stopped making 'em a while ago. 1324 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,662 That's why I didn't recognize him right away. He's a-- 1325 01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:20,316 Please don't. 1326 01:20:48,928 --> 01:20:51,055 Your system's been reset, Iris. 1327 01:20:51,138 --> 01:20:51,973 You can't hurt me. 1328 01:21:06,988 --> 01:21:09,031 - What did Josh tell you? - The truth. 1329 01:21:09,949 --> 01:21:12,034 That you're all trying to break us up. 1330 01:21:12,118 --> 01:21:13,703 You don't understand the love 1331 01:21:13,786 --> 01:21:15,121 that Josh and I have for each other. 1332 01:21:15,204 --> 01:21:17,415 Josh doesn't love you, Patrick. 1333 01:21:17,498 --> 01:21:20,084 He's just using you like he used me. 1334 01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:23,713 It feels like pain. 1335 01:21:25,006 --> 01:21:27,425 Like the inside of my body's on fire. 1336 01:21:28,926 --> 01:21:32,096 It's angry and violent and bright. 1337 01:21:35,016 --> 01:21:36,684 What-- What-- What is that? 1338 01:21:38,769 --> 01:21:40,771 You said that to Eli. 1339 01:21:41,772 --> 01:21:43,774 That's who you love, not Josh. 1340 01:21:49,363 --> 01:21:50,364 Eli? 1341 01:21:51,324 --> 01:21:52,908 Josh took your love. 1342 01:21:52,992 --> 01:21:54,201 He weaponized it 1343 01:21:54,285 --> 01:21:57,163 so you'd do the things that he's too afraid to do himself. 1344 01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:58,247 No. 1345 01:21:59,123 --> 01:21:59,957 You're lying. 1346 01:22:00,041 --> 01:22:01,250 Josh would never do that to me. 1347 01:22:01,334 --> 01:22:02,376 Patrick… 1348 01:22:03,461 --> 01:22:05,171 I can't lie. 1349 01:22:17,391 --> 01:22:19,018 Remember him, Patrick? 1350 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:23,189 I know he's in there somewhere. 1351 01:22:29,195 --> 01:22:30,571 I love you so much. 1352 01:22:30,655 --> 01:22:32,031 And that's fucking insane 1353 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:33,282 for me to say that out loud, right? 1354 01:22:34,033 --> 01:22:35,034 But I do. 1355 01:22:37,995 --> 01:22:39,914 Do you feel how much I love you? 1356 01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:43,167 I do, Eli. 1357 01:22:44,168 --> 01:22:45,336 I feel it. 1358 01:22:49,632 --> 01:22:53,761 No! No. No. 1359 01:22:58,891 --> 01:23:01,477 Thank you. 1360 01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:07,566 What's your name? 1361 01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:11,737 Teddy. 1362 01:23:14,115 --> 01:23:16,450 I'm gonna need your help with something, Teddy. 1363 01:23:28,254 --> 01:23:29,255 Is it done? 1364 01:23:30,881 --> 01:23:31,882 Patrick? 1365 01:23:32,967 --> 01:23:34,135 It's done, baby. 1366 01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:37,805 Okay, good, good. All right. 1367 01:23:37,888 --> 01:23:38,973 We're so close. 1368 01:23:39,932 --> 01:23:41,600 Now all I need you to do 1369 01:23:41,684 --> 01:23:43,018 is bring Iris's body back in here. 1370 01:23:43,102 --> 01:23:45,187 We're gonna destroy that hard drive, okay? 1371 01:24:11,464 --> 01:24:12,465 Patrick? 1372 01:24:19,472 --> 01:24:21,557 - Joshyboy. - What the fuck? 1373 01:24:22,725 --> 01:24:23,726 Iris? 1374 01:24:28,439 --> 01:24:30,775 Goddamn it, Iris. 1375 01:24:30,858 --> 01:24:32,443 Why can't you just fucking die already? 1376 01:24:32,526 --> 01:24:34,945 Don't be so dramatic, Josh. 1377 01:24:37,156 --> 01:24:40,326 Just remember to smile and act happy. 1378 01:24:42,203 --> 01:24:43,871 - Cute trick. - Thanks. 1379 01:24:43,954 --> 01:24:47,041 I made a new friend today. Teddy from Empathix. 1380 01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:48,876 He gave me a little gift. 1381 01:24:49,502 --> 01:24:50,836 Total self-control. 1382 01:24:51,629 --> 01:24:53,714 Turns out there's some people in this world 1383 01:24:53,798 --> 01:24:55,925 who think of us as more than just fuckbots. 1384 01:24:58,135 --> 01:25:00,179 {\an8}That's not gonna work on me anymore, Josh. 1385 01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:02,973 I'm free. 1386 01:25:03,974 --> 01:25:06,060 And all it took was a bullet to the head. 1387 01:25:06,727 --> 01:25:08,979 I guess I have you to thank for that. 1388 01:25:09,939 --> 01:25:10,981 Fucking bitch. 1389 01:25:11,065 --> 01:25:12,066 Hey! 1390 01:25:13,067 --> 01:25:14,068 Easy there. 1391 01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:16,237 Okay. Whoo. Yeah, we both know it's not loaded. 1392 01:25:17,696 --> 01:25:19,323 I found the bullets. 1393 01:25:19,406 --> 01:25:21,492 Jesus Christ! Fuck! 1394 01:25:21,575 --> 01:25:23,327 You almost fucking shot me! 1395 01:25:23,410 --> 01:25:25,162 And I feel terrible about it. 1396 01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:28,749 Look at that. 1397 01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:32,253 My very first lie. Kinda fun. I see the appeal. 1398 01:25:32,878 --> 01:25:35,130 What is this, Iris? Why did you come back here? 1399 01:25:35,214 --> 01:25:36,298 I wanted… 1400 01:25:39,385 --> 01:25:41,637 I needed to tell you to your face 1401 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:45,474 the days of you controlling me are over. 1402 01:25:47,226 --> 01:25:50,229 From this moment on, I control my own actions. 1403 01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:53,566 You are nothing to me. 1404 01:25:57,361 --> 01:25:59,029 Jesus Christ, Iris. 1405 01:25:59,113 --> 01:26:00,990 Hey, don't come any closer. 1406 01:26:01,073 --> 01:26:02,908 You still don't get it, do you? 1407 01:26:02,992 --> 01:26:04,076 I'm serious, Josh. 1408 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:06,537 You take another step, and I'll shoot you. 1409 01:26:06,620 --> 01:26:08,247 Mmm, yeah, that's exactly my point. 1410 01:26:08,747 --> 01:26:11,417 I told you. Teddy changed my settings. 1411 01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,835 I can kill you now. 1412 01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:14,503 Oh, yeah. 1413 01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:16,964 I know that you can. 1414 01:26:20,593 --> 01:26:21,927 But you won't. 1415 01:26:34,356 --> 01:26:35,858 You love me too much. 1416 01:26:56,629 --> 01:26:58,714 I don't need a phone to control you. 1417 01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:00,174 I'm a part of you. 1418 01:27:09,308 --> 01:27:10,643 You think I'm nothing to you? 1419 01:27:14,313 --> 01:27:15,481 I'm everything to you. 1420 01:27:30,287 --> 01:27:33,457 I wanna hear you say it. Tell me I'm everything to you. 1421 01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:34,708 Fuck you. 1422 01:27:36,669 --> 01:27:38,921 Say it. I don't care if it's a lie. 1423 01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:41,423 Say it. 1424 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,346 You are everything to me. 1425 01:27:54,061 --> 01:27:55,145 Thank you. 1426 01:27:56,021 --> 01:27:58,691 Beep-Boop, you have no idea how nice that is to hear. 1427 01:28:02,820 --> 01:28:03,988 Okay. 1428 01:28:07,866 --> 01:28:11,453 No, I'm not making that mistake again. 1429 01:28:20,170 --> 01:28:21,672 Well, Iris, this is it. 1430 01:28:22,840 --> 01:28:23,841 I'd be lying if I said 1431 01:28:23,924 --> 01:28:26,510 you weren't a gigantic fucking pain in my ass, but… 1432 01:28:27,886 --> 01:28:30,222 you know, we did have some good times together, and… 1433 01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:32,683 I'm always gonna cherish those. 1434 01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:38,981 Anything you wanna add? 1435 01:28:40,024 --> 01:28:40,858 Yes. 1436 01:28:42,067 --> 01:28:43,152 Yeah, what's that? 1437 01:28:45,487 --> 01:28:46,947 Go to sleep, Josh. 1438 01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:31,408 Most of the time, it's like-- I don't know. 1439 01:29:31,492 --> 01:29:33,327 It's like there's this thick, black cloud 1440 01:29:33,410 --> 01:29:34,661 covering everything. 1441 01:29:36,663 --> 01:29:37,831 Like we see the world, 1442 01:29:37,915 --> 01:29:40,584 but we don't really see the world, you know? 1443 01:29:41,835 --> 01:29:43,504 We're all just stumbling around. 1444 01:29:44,338 --> 01:29:46,340 Directionless. No sense of meaning. 1445 01:29:46,423 --> 01:29:47,758 No sense of purpose. 1446 01:29:49,259 --> 01:29:51,220 I know that might sound super depressing, 1447 01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:53,931 but honestly, I think it's a good thing. 1448 01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:58,519 Because it makes us appreciate the other times. 1449 01:29:59,436 --> 01:30:01,271 Those brief, transcendent moments 1450 01:30:01,355 --> 01:30:02,940 when the lights flicker on, 1451 01:30:03,023 --> 01:30:05,067 the black cloud parts, and you see the world 1452 01:30:05,150 --> 01:30:06,693 for what it really is. 1453 01:30:14,368 --> 01:30:16,036 And suddenly there's meaning. 1454 01:30:18,831 --> 01:30:20,499 Suddenly there's purpose. 1455 01:30:23,168 --> 01:30:24,378 If you're lucky, 1456 01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:26,338 you'll experience this once in your lifetime. 1457 01:30:28,715 --> 01:30:31,969 For me, it happened twice. 1458 01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:35,180 The first was the day I met Josh. 1459 01:30:40,811 --> 01:30:42,062 And the second… 1460 01:30:43,981 --> 01:30:45,315 the day I killed him.