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 SUBTITLE BY SYAMRAWK

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Stop...
Stop !

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Crypto!

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Take me home!

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Home!

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Crypto!

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Home.

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 Thank you

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No need to thank us, sir, as we will not
appreciate it.

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We have no consciousness whatsoever.

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Merely a tomatom is here to serve.

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Meet 12.

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She's new.

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He looked at you.

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I put your parents' message on to soothe
you.

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Thank you.

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He finds it soothing.

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You are the one who made him.

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And you are the one who made him.

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But I will not forget when I will be a
young sassichi.

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I will not forget.

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I am Krypton.

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You are the one who made him.

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I am Ratija.

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What are you doing?

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What are you doing?

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The message was damaged in transit from
Krypton to Earth.

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But what is there?

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And you are the one who made him.

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We love you more than heaven, our son.

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We love you more than land.

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Our beloved hope will soon be gone
forever.

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But hope vitalizes our hearts.

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And that hope is you, Kal-El.

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We have searched the universe for a home
where you can do the most good.

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And live out Krypton's truth.

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That place is Earth.

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And the rest of the message is lost.

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14 fractured bones.

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Damage to bladder, kidney, large
intestine, lungs.

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Our poor superman.

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With a healthy dose of Yellow Sun we will
have him up and adamant no time.

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Nooooooo!

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He landed somewhere near here.

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I can't see where.

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Well, keep looking.

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Sir, you are only 83% restored to health.

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You must rest.

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No can do, Fore.

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I gotta get back to the Frey.

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But this Hammerfellow just beat you at
full power.

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Sir?

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What is this?

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Krypto!

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What the hey, dude?

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I thought you destroyed the whole superman
robot.

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I thought I told you to keep an eye on
him.

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We feed the canine, but he is unruly.

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And he realizes we are not
flesh and blood and couldn't

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in our heart of hearts care
less whether he lives or dies.

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Stop, Krypto.

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He's leaving.

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Ow!

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Ow!

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Stop!

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Krypto!

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Ow!

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Ow!

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Stop!

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Stop!

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Sit!

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Sit!

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Stay!

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The alien is on its way back.

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And counting...
...and counting...

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I'm inside Chocos, Larry.

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No fatalities.

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I can't win.

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He is back
Your 5 Oclock

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12C.

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18A.

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34B.

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Down!

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He's been studying him for years.

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He's developed over 2,500 fight rules for
this situation.

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Superman!

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Bravo.

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You got him.

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Malik Ali.

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A local.

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Max, we have the engineer.

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The target has led us to the ice castle.

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The rumors are true.

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I don't know how in the hell...
...thing hasn't been spoiled.

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We hear that...

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...comes two to one.

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Holy... ...like the entire structure
has descended into the ice.

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And we have what we need.

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Return to base.

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I can't really do it, Max.

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Your pride won't be making our choices
today, Angela.

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Thank you.

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We'll need more than you when we get
there.

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Comes one to two.

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Tell them what we need to do.

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Wrap it up.

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The United States will continue to feel
the wrath... ...of the hammer of the radio.

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Once again, you free fella.

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When you saved your women from being
attacked... ...are you all right, Superman?

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No, you gotta get out of here.

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It's not safe.

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You saved us so many times.

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Now it's our turn.

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Maybe you should have done that
thing in Jarhand... ...or Superman.

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Ken, Ken.

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Sorry, Barry.

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Hey, loser.

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Hey, Steve.

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Hey, what do you got against adverbs,
Ken?

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How are we supposed to know how
we feel... ...when we read this monarchy?

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In sports writing, you learn
the sentence... ...is the modifier.

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Hey, Ma.

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Ma!

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Hey, Clark.

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Me and Pa... ...just wanted to come and
say... ...congratulations on that crap page.

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Boy, that is something.

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Hey, ask Ma if she barbecued you
up... ...in either Roadkill or Chitlin.

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What's that, Clark?

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Sorry, Ma.

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Just in the middle of the picture.

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What are Chitlins?

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Chitlins are intestines.

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Thanks, Cap.

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You read this crud?

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I thought it was great, Clark.

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Great?

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Yeah.

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Big time.

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Why did we not want to keep you...

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...but, uh... ...wanted
to say congrats...

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...and tell you word that about you,
Clark.

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It's been a minute.

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Tell him don't be a stranger.

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Pa says don't be a stranger.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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I heard him, Ma.

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Okay, I gotta go.

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I gotta run.

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Yep, okay.

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Love you.

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So this guy just flew into Midtown...
...and started attacking people...

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...demanding for Superman to show up?

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Yeah.

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Saw that in my article.

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I didn't actually have to make it through
your writing, Clark.

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Knowledge is worth many sacrifices.

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That isn't one of them.

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Ha ha ha.

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Very funny, Willis.

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22 people in the hospital.

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Over 20 million in property damage.

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It does make you wonder.

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Wonder what?

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As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't
completely make...

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...the ramifications of the Bravia thing.

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Well, this guy is even from Bravia.

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What do you mean?

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His name is the Hammer of Bravia.

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Yeah, I doubt his parents named him that,
Jimmy.

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We have no clue what his actual goal was
here.

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I think it's pretty obvious... ...the
bull was kicking Superman's ass.

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He didn't completely kick Superman's ass.

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That's a pretty very good card.

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Show me!

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You show me what ties there are...
...between Bravia and this... ...ever!

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Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought the
hammer might be...

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...faking a Bravian accent.

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Superman said that?

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Yeah, I interviewed him right afterwards.

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Great guy.

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You know, it's funny that you keep
getting...

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...all these interviews with Superman,
Clark.

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I don't think you're thinking anything
funny about good journalism, Lois.

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Uh-huh.

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The relationship between Borella...

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...and the United States... ...has
been like... ...iron for thirty years...

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...until... ...Superman
came along.

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What you're looking at, my friends...
...is the most powerful being...

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...on planet Earth.

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Ultraman.

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You created this man.

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Check this out.

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The Engineer.

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The former Special Operative, whose blood
I infused...

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...with microscopic machines called
Nanites...

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...which she can form into...
...anything she can imagine.

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And of course, you're familiar... ...with
my flying armored forces, the Raptors.

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Altogether, they're an
unstoppable... ...force we call...

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...Planet Watch.

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More than capable of...
...containing any otherworldly threat.

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So, you want... ...the Defense
Department to hire... ...your metahumans...

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...to take down the Kryptonian.

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After Superman acted with violence...

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...against our Beravian allies,
I think it'd be worth considering.

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Big Blue stopped the war.

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Naive, matey, but well-intentioned.

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Oh, I don't know the intentions... ...of
an unattended fire hose, General Flagg.

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I just do what I can...
...not to be splashed.

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Mr. Luther.

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The disarming Director Crowley.

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The country of Arabia has purchased
over...

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...$80 billion worth of arms from
Luther Corp... ...in the past two years.

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And?

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And no one would profit more from a
war... ...with Arabia, John, more than you.

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A cynic might say that having Superman out
of the way...

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...might not be bad for business.

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Well, what's particularly bad for business
is dying.

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And I have a distinct feeling that's where
we're all headed...

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...with the Kryptonian running wild.

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So we're going to lock up all metahumans
now?

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The other metahumans aren't going off
half-cock... ...interfering in foreign affairs.

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They don't have, and I have proof of
this...

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...a hidden headquarters in Antarctica...

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...that violates 12 international
treaties... ...and they aren't aliens.

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Shouldn't all that be more than enough
reason... ...for Planet Watch to at least...

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...bring the Kryptonian in for
questioning?

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Admittedly, I'm not comfortable...

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...with a being from another planet...
is dangerous as him on the loose

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...but the optics...
...Superman is popular.

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Less so every day, according to chatter
online.

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Not to mention the potential
risk... ...of failing to contain him.

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I assure you, secretary, we can contain
him.

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Yeah, they got this stuff.

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What's this Kryptonite stuff called?

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It's called Kryptonite.

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Well, it kills him, right?

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As far as we can ascertain, there's none
left on the planet.

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I'd have a workaround for that as well.

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Well, it doesn't matter, Lux... ...because
without solid proof of malicious intent...

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..it's just not like the rest

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What are you doing here?

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Three months ago, we had our first date.

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And so, to celebrate, I am
making you... ...your favorite.

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Breakfast for dinner.

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That's your favorite.

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You love breakfast.

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Yeah, from breakfast, you love it for
dinner.

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What?

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It's very funny today.

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What?

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It's hilarious, the little back and forth
we had going.

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You giving me guff for my article?

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Jimmy was eating it up.

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I wasn't acting, Clark.

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If you keep interviewing yourself...
...eventually people are going to figure it out.

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But they will ask us.

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Yeah, they won't fool everyone forever.

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And ethically...

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...these interviews are hugely
problematic.

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I mean, you literally know the questions
in advance.

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Okay, so why are you interviewing me?

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I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that.

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Come on, Lois.

264
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,763
I'm media savvy.

265
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,966
I can... ...handle any
question that comes my way.

266
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,835
Are you being serious right now?

267
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:30,704
Yeah.

268
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,073
You'd let me interview you as Superman.

269
00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:36,076
Sure.

270
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:38,645
How about that?

271
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,384
Um...

272
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:45,752
Ready?

273
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,420
Let's do it, Cronkite.

274
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:49,656
Superman?

275
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,591
Miss Lane.

276
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,594
Recently, you've come under a lot of fire.

277
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:55,995
I know, it's a lot of fire.

278
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:56,996
It's a lot.

279
00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:01,234
Today, the Secretary of Defense said he was
going to look into your actions in Baravia.

280
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,602
That's funny?

281
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:04,571
It's not funny, funny.

282
00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:06,172
It's just, um... I
mean, come on.

283
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,173
My actions?

284
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,341
I stopped a war.

285
00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:09,342
Maybe.

286
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,443
Uh, not maybe.

287
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:11,211
I did.

288
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:11,678
Okay.

289
00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:13,113
How?

290
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:15,215
Well, Baravia invaded Jarhamhur.

291
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,851
And I showed up and told them that wasn't
right.

292
00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:18,852
And?

293
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:21,121
And smashed some tanks and things.

294
00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:23,857
And a couple of planes and some other
stuff.

295
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,127
There were no casualties and no
significant injuries.

296
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,764
Did you interact at all with the president
of Baravia, Basil Gurkos?

297
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,298
A very small amount.

298
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,733
What's a very small amount?

299
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:35,702
That was between us.

300
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:39,606
This is all on the record.

301
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,942
Yeah, but that conversation was between
the two of us.

302
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,913
Yeah, and I would ask that question
whether or not I knew the answer to it.

303
00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:47,280
Really?

304
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:48,715
Really.

305
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,853
After I stopped the war, I went to see
Gurkos.

306
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,021
Where?

307
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:57,157
In the capital of Luchabik at the Royal
Palace.

308
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:57,624
And?

309
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,093
And I took a private audience with Gurkos.

310
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:00,593
How?

311
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:05,465
I flew him out to the
desert and I... And?

312
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,033
And I placed him against a cactus.

313
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:08,735
A cactus.

314
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:10,704
So torture?

315
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:11,871
No, not torture.

316
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:13,073
It's spikes.

317
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:13,973
We're, like, not even that big.

318
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:15,208
What did you say?

319
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,744
I told him that if he ever
messes with Jarhanfur

320
00:21:17,811 --> 00:21:20,013
again, he'll have to
personally answer to me.

321
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,147
What did you mean by that?

322
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,818
That if such events occurred, we would
have a more serious discussion.

323
00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:25,318
That's all.

324
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,887
More serious than tearing up his back on a
cactus?

325
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,289
Gurkos was going to kill people.

326
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,457
You seem to keep forgetting that.

327
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:34,327
In effect, you illegally entered a
country, inserting yourself in the middle

328
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,895
of an incredibly heated geopolitical
situation.

329
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:36,529
Hold on a second.

330
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:40,200
Siding with a nation, Jarhanfur, which
historically has not been a friend to anyone.

331
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,201
Jarhanfur has changed.

332
00:21:41,201 --> 00:21:43,503
Against a nation that's
technically our ally and

333
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,038
then threatened to
murder their head of state.

334
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:47,741
First of all, whether or not
Jarhanfur is an imperfect

335
00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:49,609
country does not give another
nation the right to speak.

336
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,911
Yeah, but the Beravian
government maintains they're

337
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,247
freeing the Jarhanfurians
from a tyrannical regime.

338
00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:56,149
Yes, but you know that's very silly.

339
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:56,649
I do?

340
00:21:56,649 --> 00:22:00,020
The Beravian government of all people is
saying this?

341
00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:00,587
Come on.

342
00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:02,622
This is on the record, Superman.

343
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:03,023
No, no.

344
00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:05,225
Now, see, now you're being dishonest,
Lois.

345
00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:06,793
No, I'm being dishonest.

346
00:22:08,028 --> 00:22:08,428
Wait.

347
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:08,828
Stop.

348
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:11,297
You're being dishonest
because you know as well as I do

349
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,233
that the Beravian government
is not well-intentioned.

350
00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:16,069
I think that's almost certainly the case,
but do I know that?

351
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,537
No, I don't.

352
00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:19,773
Can we go on now?

353
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,214
Yeah, fine.

354
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,880
Do you think this is going well?

355
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,214
Do I think this is going well?

356
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,418
I think I'm doing a good job.

357
00:22:33,987 --> 00:22:34,621
Superman,

358
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:37,424
did you consult with the president before
entering Beravian airspace?

359
00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:39,159
No.

360
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:40,393
The Secretary of Defense?

361
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:41,628
Or any U.S.

362
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,531
official before you took matters
into your own hands and decided

363
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,233
unilaterally how to handle this
extremely delicate situation?

364
00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:49,369
His goons were going to kill people.

365
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:53,573
Yes, but the results of you seemingly
acting as a representative of the United

366
00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:54,341
States... I wasn't representing
anybody, except me.

367
00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:55,942
I wasn't representing anybody,
except me.

368
00:22:56,343 --> 00:23:00,313
...than a war that lasted
between 12 and 24 hours and

369
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,916
was just replacing one
tyrannical regime with another.

370
00:23:03,183 --> 00:23:04,517
Is that really how you feel?

371
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:09,622
I'm not the one being interviewed,
Superman, but I question it.

372
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,992
Yeah, I would question
myself in the same situation

373
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:15,495
and hold off the beat and
consider the consequences.

374
00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:17,297
People were going to die!

375
00:23:27,307 --> 00:23:28,842
Okay, I'd like to change the subject.

376
00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:30,043
If I could.

377
00:23:31,011 --> 00:23:32,012
Okay.

378
00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:34,147
You've gotten a lot of heat on social
media lately.

379
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,281
I don't read that stuff.

380
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,417
Superman doesn't have time for selfies.

381
00:23:38,952 --> 00:23:39,953
Third person?

382
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,122
You're referring to yourself in third
person now?

383
00:23:42,122 --> 00:23:43,757
No, it's just a thing
I came up with that I

384
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:45,258
thought I'd try to work
into the next interview.

385
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,693
This is on the record, Superman.

386
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,595
Okay, well, not the part where I said
that.

387
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:49,529
Yes, that part.

388
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:50,897
Well, that part was an aside.

389
00:23:50,964 --> 00:23:51,798
That was off the record.

390
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:54,734
You have to say off the record beforehand,
not after.

391
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,369
Why are you being like this?

392
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:59,005
Fine, I won't write that you
spend your spare time trying

393
00:23:59,039 --> 00:24:01,441
to think up soundbites,
which are terrible, by the way.

394
00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:02,575
Social media.

395
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:03,576
Yes.

396
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:07,547
As you may know, or maybe you don't, since
you claim not to read any of that stuff.

397
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:08,448
Very seldomly.

398
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:11,484
Maybe sometimes people catch you reading
it and become very upset.

399
00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,153
Okay, well, you can't use that.

400
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:18,458
People on social media are suspicious
because you are an alien, yes?

401
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:19,459
Yes.

402
00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,795
I've been very honest about that from the
beginning.

403
00:24:22,696 --> 00:24:24,431
I come from a planet called Krypton.

404
00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:25,098
Okay.

405
00:24:25,165 --> 00:24:26,733
Which is gone now, by the way.

406
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:27,467
Destroyed.

407
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:30,537
Along with all of my history, my parents.

408
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,039
They send me here as a baby to save my
life.

409
00:24:33,106 --> 00:24:33,940
Here where?

410
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:34,841
I'm not going to say that.

411
00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:36,309
You know I'm not going to say that.

412
00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:39,746
Okay.

413
00:24:43,183 --> 00:24:45,952
What do you know about these biological
parents of yours?

414
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:50,090
Just that they send me
here to serve humanity

415
00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:53,493
and to help the world
to be a better place.

416
00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:54,494
They said that?

417
00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:55,595
They did.

418
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,565
They sent a message along with me.

419
00:25:01,101 --> 00:25:03,336
That message is why I do what I do.

420
00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:04,971
I cherish it more than anything.

421
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:08,608
Because you understand now
there are an awful lot of people

422
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:12,712
out there maintaining you're
here for more nefarious purposes.

423
00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:15,115
Hashtag super spy, hashtag super shit.

424
00:25:15,482 --> 00:25:16,016
Super shit?

425
00:25:16,116 --> 00:25:16,716
Come on, Lois.

426
00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:18,351
You know that one specifically irritates
me.

427
00:25:18,385 --> 00:25:20,353
This is on the record, Clark.

428
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,721
I didn't make it up.

429
00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:23,656
It's what people on the internet are
saying.

430
00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:25,025
I'm gonna go.

431
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:26,026
Really?

432
00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:27,260
Yeah.

433
00:25:27,327 --> 00:25:28,161
Come on, Clark.

434
00:25:28,161 --> 00:25:29,162
Don't do this.

435
00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:30,363
I'm not doing anything.

436
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:30,764
No?

437
00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:31,765
No, that's not you?

438
00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:33,933
Packing up your shit and walking out of an
interview?

439
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,435
I'm not walking out of an interview.

440
00:25:35,435 --> 00:25:36,102
I'm just late.

441
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,271
This is what you do every time you're
faced with conflict.

442
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:38,838
You get mad.

443
00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:39,339
You pout.

444
00:25:39,339 --> 00:25:39,906
I'm not mad.

445
00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:40,674
You pretend like nothing's wrong.

446
00:25:40,674 --> 00:25:41,675
Nothing is wrong.

447
00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:43,843
Look, I gave you a nice long interview.

448
00:25:44,077 --> 00:25:46,046
Longer than I ever gave myself,
by the way.

449
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,782
Oh, you can tie in your imaginary
interviews with yourself?

450
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:49,983
That's a thing you can do?

451
00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:51,217
You got a lot of good stuff.

452
00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,620
Some stuff you can't use.

453
00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:55,088
I am well aware.

454
00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:57,791
I knew this would never work.

455
00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:00,326
What does that mean?

456
00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:03,630
Lois?

457
00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:06,099
What does that mean?

458
00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:06,900
Nothing.

459
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,936
I just... told you I was
in a good relationship.

460
00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,418
He was right ahead.

461
00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:00,720
But how are we going to gain access?

462
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,156
No, he and the little face.

463
00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:47,400
I do apologize but This is a restricted area

464
00:28:51,965 --> 00:28:53,199
This is what we came for.

465
00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:56,503
Hopefully there's something
out here we can use to

466
00:28:56,503 --> 00:28:59,539
convince the general Superman
requires immediate action.

467
00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:03,443
I can't stand better humans, but he's so
much worse.

468
00:29:05,045 --> 00:29:06,046
Superman.

469
00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:08,314
He's not a man.

470
00:29:08,448 --> 00:29:09,449
He's an it.

471
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:12,752
A thing with a cocky grin and
a stupid outfit that somehow

472
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:15,455
becomes the focal point of
the entire world's conversation.

473
00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:19,526
Nothing's felt right since he showed up.

474
00:29:20,293 --> 00:29:21,294
I know, Lex.

475
00:29:21,795 --> 00:29:24,798
I've sacrificed my own humanity to help
get rid of it.

476
00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:26,900
Can you get in?

477
00:29:32,806 --> 00:29:33,973
It might take a while.

478
00:29:34,307 --> 00:29:35,575
What if the Kryptonian shows up?

479
00:29:35,675 --> 00:29:36,676
Don't worry.

480
00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:39,346
I'm creating a distraction.

481
00:30:22,589 --> 00:30:23,590
What?

482
00:30:24,124 --> 00:30:25,258
This message.

483
00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,193
From his parents.

484
00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,030
It's damaged but there's more.

485
00:30:31,765 --> 00:30:33,733
It's... I can make
over the rest.

486
00:30:33,733 --> 00:30:35,101
What are you doing?

487
00:30:35,402 --> 00:30:37,137
What are you doing?

488
00:30:37,771 --> 00:30:38,338
What are you doing?

489
00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:39,706
What are you doing?

490
00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:52,285
Are you drunk?

491
00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:54,287
Here I am in New York...

492
00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:56,322
And you will write in here.

493
00:30:57,490 --> 00:30:58,191
Got it!

494
00:30:58,491 --> 00:30:59,492
Hurry up!

495
00:31:08,835 --> 00:31:10,537
He's an awfully small distraction.

496
00:31:11,571 --> 00:31:12,572
Better get him, baby.

497
00:33:31,144 --> 00:33:32,746
Deep, slow breaths, ma'am.

498
00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:34,114
You're gonna be fine.

499
00:33:51,831 --> 00:33:52,832
It's just so cheap.

500
00:33:53,266 --> 00:33:54,567
It's so obnoxious.

501
00:33:54,768 --> 00:33:55,769
You know what I mean?

502
00:33:56,770 --> 00:34:00,573
You can afford thousand dollar concert
tickets for your twenty-year-old company.

503
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,743
The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene.

504
00:34:03,743 --> 00:34:06,946
That's Green Lantern, Hawk Girl,
and Mr. Terrific.

505
00:34:07,013 --> 00:34:09,115
They're funded by the Lord Tech
Corporation.

506
00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:10,283
Get her!

507
00:34:55,628 --> 00:34:56,329
What's the skinny?

508
00:34:56,596 --> 00:34:59,099
It's high, it's tough, but it's off
balance.

509
00:34:59,466 --> 00:35:01,935
I've been trying to figure out a way to
get it out if you're alive.

510
00:35:01,968 --> 00:35:03,670
Get it someplace where we can study it.

511
00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:05,405
Oh, come on, man.

512
00:35:06,072 --> 00:35:06,373
What?

513
00:35:06,373 --> 00:35:09,509
No point in telling us!

514
00:35:25,558 --> 00:35:26,793
My knee!

515
00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:27,761
God!

516
00:35:28,328 --> 00:35:28,862
Help!

517
00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:30,830
I'm being shot another in the face!

518
00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:32,432
Good for you, Apple!

519
00:35:32,665 --> 00:35:33,933
You're getting bleeped to death!

520
00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:04,297
Gosh, there's got to be a better way to do
this.

521
00:36:59,586 --> 00:37:03,390
How's it going with that guy you were
seeing?

522
00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:05,258
You were saying you weren't sure about
him?

523
00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:11,698
Yeah, he's a little strange.

524
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:16,569
Whoo!

525
00:37:18,071 --> 00:37:19,873
Had you stakes all round, huh?

526
00:37:20,473 --> 00:37:23,810
I was hoping we could
capture it and take it to an

527
00:37:23,843 --> 00:37:27,113
intergalactic zoo, or at least
euthanize it less painfully.

528
00:37:27,347 --> 00:37:29,282
Come on, bro, don't be such a wuss.

529
00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:30,350
Hey!

530
00:37:30,617 --> 00:37:32,986
There's another day in the life of the
Justice Day!

531
00:37:33,119 --> 00:37:34,120
Another day?

532
00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:35,288
It's just a working day!

533
00:37:35,388 --> 00:37:37,090
It's very well proven to be permanent,
though.

534
00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:37,924
Probably not!

535
00:37:37,957 --> 00:37:39,426
Good chance, though, I'm saying.

536
00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:39,993
You okay?

537
00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:40,627
Everybody okay?

538
00:37:40,694 --> 00:37:44,531
Just like to say thank you on behalf of
Lord Tech Industries for the opportunity!

539
00:37:46,199 --> 00:37:47,400
Why is nobody clapping?

540
00:37:57,644 --> 00:37:59,512
This has to be BS.

541
00:38:02,315 --> 00:38:03,350
Well, it couldn't be mistaken.

542
00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:03,883
Oh, no.

543
00:38:04,184 --> 00:38:05,952
Well, that sounds very disturbing,
Max.

544
00:38:06,486 --> 00:38:10,190
Twenty-eight of the world's top linguists
have confirmed the translation,

545
00:38:10,457 --> 00:38:12,859
and thirty of the top
forensic computer techs

546
00:38:12,859 --> 00:38:15,362
have confirmed the
validity of the footage itself.

547
00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:16,930
Any chance that they're mistaken?

548
00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:19,265
Unfortunately, no.

549
00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:20,767
You have the footage?

550
00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:21,301
Yes.

551
00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:22,669
Let's take a look.

552
00:38:22,802 --> 00:38:23,803
Hey, Caradell.

553
00:38:24,270 --> 00:38:24,471
Yeah?

554
00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:26,539
We love you more than heaven, our son.

555
00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:32,178
We love you more than land, our beloved
homes, to be gone forever.

556
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,450
But hope vitalizes our hearts,
and that hope is you, Calen.

557
00:38:38,985 --> 00:38:41,988
We have searched the
universe for a home where you

558
00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:44,991
can do the most good
and live out Krypton's truth.

559
00:38:45,558 --> 00:38:46,793
That place is Earth.

560
00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:47,193
I don't get it.

561
00:38:47,193 --> 00:38:48,194
What's bad about that?

562
00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:54,934
The people there are simple and profoundly
confused.

563
00:38:56,136 --> 00:38:59,272
Weak of mind and spirit and body.

564
00:39:00,607 --> 00:39:04,911
Lord over the planet is the last son of
Krypton.

565
00:39:06,846 --> 00:39:10,350
Dispatch of anyone unable or unwilling to
serve you, Calen.

566
00:39:11,384 --> 00:39:15,288
Take as many wives as you
can, so your genes and Krypton's

567
00:39:15,288 --> 00:39:18,425
might and legacy will
live on in this new frontier.

568
00:39:21,227 --> 00:39:25,565
And as you do us proud, our beloved son,
rule without mercy.

569
00:39:27,534 --> 00:39:30,136
What about all the
kind acts Superman has

570
00:39:30,136 --> 00:39:33,006
performed over the years,
saving countless lives?

571
00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:40,513
No, he's grooming us, lulling us into
complacency so he can dominate without

572
00:39:40,513 --> 00:39:46,186
resistance, forging a path for his
super-powered descendants to rule the Earth.

573
00:39:46,486 --> 00:39:49,923
I will not accept that.

574
00:39:50,890 --> 00:39:51,891
Will you?

575
00:39:54,561 --> 00:39:55,562
You see what I'm saying?

576
00:39:56,930 --> 00:39:57,931
I...

577
00:39:58,932 --> 00:39:59,933
I'm scared.

578
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:02,369
I will admit that I am scared.

579
00:40:02,869 --> 00:40:09,075
Because who knows how large his secret
harem is already.

580
00:40:38,738 --> 00:40:40,407
Dude, you got a secret harem?

581
00:40:40,707 --> 00:40:42,042
No, of course I don't have a harem.

582
00:40:42,042 --> 00:40:47,147
If any of that message is even remotely
true, then you are exactly the kind of

583
00:40:47,147 --> 00:40:48,915
alien threat I was
commandeered by the Green

584
00:40:48,915 --> 00:40:51,418
Lantern Corps to project
this planet against me.

585
00:40:51,618 --> 00:40:52,619
Back off, Guy.

586
00:40:54,421 --> 00:40:55,822
Make a move, Big Blue.

587
00:40:57,757 --> 00:40:58,758
Guy, relax.

588
00:41:00,727 --> 00:41:02,062
Was the message real or not?

589
00:41:03,296 --> 00:41:05,065
The first half is real.

590
00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:07,967
The second half was
damaged and it's tripped

591
00:41:08,001 --> 00:41:10,170
from Krypton to Earth,
so it's got to be docked.

592
00:41:10,170 --> 00:41:11,171
No way, Clark.

593
00:41:11,805 --> 00:41:13,273
I know this computer forensics guys.

594
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:14,941
They're not gonna say it's legit.

595
00:41:15,608 --> 00:41:16,776
Unless they are sure.

596
00:41:17,944 --> 00:41:19,079
I'm so sorry, man.

597
00:41:19,412 --> 00:41:21,314
But there's no way that message is fake.

598
00:41:22,182 --> 00:41:23,683
Where'd they get the footage, though?

599
00:41:37,464 --> 00:41:39,866
Are you considering bringing Superman in
for questioning?

600
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:43,737
We're talking with the president and we
are reviewing our options now.

601
00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:45,138
Now, I'm sure we're gonna have to go
inside.

602
00:41:45,171 --> 00:41:46,339
And if you did, point it out.

603
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,607
You buying this?

604
00:41:47,607 --> 00:41:49,442
I don't put anything past Luther,
Rick.

605
00:41:50,176 --> 00:41:52,145
But the message is authentic.

606
00:41:52,746 --> 00:41:56,383
If the Kryptonian is a danger,
we have to act.

607
00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:57,951
I was a big Superman fan.

608
00:41:58,218 --> 00:42:00,587
I supported him all the time all my life
and stuff, but now?

609
00:42:00,820 --> 00:42:01,921
I mean, I hope he brought it in.

610
00:42:01,955 --> 00:42:02,155
I don't care.

611
00:42:02,422 --> 00:42:03,490
You're supposed to get out.

612
00:42:04,724 --> 00:42:05,825
Where is the internet?

613
00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:06,926
Don't call me Chief.

614
00:42:07,260 --> 00:42:08,361
I'm gonna do my job.

615
00:42:08,361 --> 00:42:14,067
It's no wonder the Kryptonians interfere
with Boravia's interests.

616
00:42:14,934 --> 00:42:19,139
Boravia wants to save
the people of Jahanpour

617
00:42:19,139 --> 00:42:23,076
and Superman wants
to keep them in state.

618
00:42:26,246 --> 00:42:34,220
As though, from what I hear, he finds
Boravia women the most physically

619
00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:39,626
attractive and wants to add them to his
secret air.

620
00:42:45,465 --> 00:42:46,499
Thank you!

621
00:42:48,635 --> 00:42:51,104
That could have gone better, Mr.
President.

622
00:42:51,671 --> 00:42:54,741
You were so comfortable and dynamic.

623
00:42:55,342 --> 00:42:55,675
Excellent.

624
00:42:55,942 --> 00:42:56,976
The real Mellenzo is here.

625
00:42:57,143 --> 00:42:58,144
Very comfortable.

626
00:42:58,345 --> 00:42:59,045
Very comfortable.

627
00:42:59,279 --> 00:43:00,280
Bravo, bravo.

628
00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:01,448
Come on, run.

629
00:43:01,648 --> 00:43:02,949
Leave me alone.

630
00:43:41,421 --> 00:43:42,222
Max!

631
00:43:42,355 --> 00:43:44,991
I will just celebrate until the alien is
off the board.

632
00:43:45,525 --> 00:43:45,892
Oh, here.

633
00:43:46,092 --> 00:43:47,894
Brought you a doughnut from Doe's Holes.

634
00:43:48,228 --> 00:43:49,729
New shop in Park Ridge, at home place.

635
00:43:50,230 --> 00:43:51,364
It's a fake message.

636
00:43:52,065 --> 00:43:53,433
A stroke of genius.

637
00:43:53,533 --> 00:43:54,334
It's not fake.

638
00:43:54,467 --> 00:43:56,036
He is here to kill us.

639
00:43:56,536 --> 00:43:57,237
I knew it.

640
00:43:57,270 --> 00:43:58,438
We have Superman's fortress.

641
00:43:58,571 --> 00:44:00,674
I hope to get the knowledge to help
destroy him.

642
00:44:00,907 --> 00:44:03,543
Little did I know, his own parents would
be providing him.

643
00:44:04,210 --> 00:44:05,311
Oh, my boy.

644
00:44:05,445 --> 00:44:05,779
Right?

645
00:44:06,246 --> 00:44:06,446
Yeah.

646
00:44:06,813 --> 00:44:08,982
I'm thinking of opening one in my half of
Jahanpour.

647
00:44:16,389 --> 00:44:17,390
Four.

648
00:44:18,792 --> 00:44:19,793
What happened?

649
00:44:19,793 --> 00:44:22,962
I tried to protect Superman.

650
00:44:28,435 --> 00:44:29,803
How did Lucifer get in here?

651
00:44:30,103 --> 00:44:31,237
It's keyed into my DNA.

652
00:44:32,205 --> 00:44:34,808
Must protect Superman.

653
00:44:36,509 --> 00:44:37,510
Four.

654
00:44:38,978 --> 00:44:41,147
I'm sorry for Greg.

655
00:44:53,493 --> 00:44:54,728
Crypto?

656
00:44:59,265 --> 00:45:00,266
Crypto?

657
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:10,543
Well, yeah, that's
gonna be... Stop him!

658
00:45:10,543 --> 00:45:11,277
It's fine, brother.

659
00:45:11,511 --> 00:45:12,946
Superman, we finally meet.

660
00:45:13,079 --> 00:45:13,813
Would you like a coffee?

661
00:45:13,913 --> 00:45:14,914
Where's the dog?

662
00:45:15,648 --> 00:45:16,116
Dog?

663
00:45:16,282 --> 00:45:17,050
The dog, loser!

664
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:17,884
You took the dog!

665
00:45:17,951 --> 00:45:19,719
That's right, you get all of this.

666
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:20,720
Dad!

667
00:45:23,612 --> 00:45:25,058
Where's the dog?

668
00:45:26,159 --> 00:45:30,096
I have no clue what you're talking about.

669
00:45:33,666 --> 00:45:34,667
He's just a dog.

670
00:45:35,001 --> 00:45:36,670
I don't know what dog you're talking
about.

671
00:45:39,172 --> 00:45:40,173
What did you say?

672
00:45:42,042 --> 00:45:43,076
I didn't say anything.

673
00:45:43,710 --> 00:45:44,678
You heard what he said!

674
00:45:45,078 --> 00:45:45,812
You heard him!

675
00:45:45,912 --> 00:45:46,513
He took him!

676
00:45:46,513 --> 00:45:52,318
I mean, it seems to me that the only rabid
animal around here is Superman.

677
00:45:53,153 --> 00:45:57,924
Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonian's
master plan, he's gone off the deep end.

678
00:45:57,924 --> 00:45:58,558
Thoughts, Chris?

679
00:45:58,725 --> 00:46:00,427
Can't say I'm surprised, Cleavis.

680
00:46:01,094 --> 00:46:04,064
It's guys like this, they always got a
whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets.

681
00:46:04,130 --> 00:46:05,565
What do you mean, guys like this?

682
00:46:05,865 --> 00:46:07,367
This is better than everybody else.

683
00:46:07,367 --> 00:46:11,004
Makes us declarations against killing
people unless it's absolutely necessary.

684
00:46:11,604 --> 00:46:12,605
Really, dude?

685
00:46:12,939 --> 00:46:14,107
It kind of sounds like
you're trying to make

686
00:46:14,107 --> 00:46:16,109
the guys who are a
little more edgy than you.

687
00:46:16,276 --> 00:46:17,610
Like jerks, you know what I mean?

688
00:46:18,411 --> 00:46:23,249
A lot of these guys, these heroes from the
magazines are obsessed with me.

689
00:46:23,683 --> 00:46:25,251
Because I'm more jacked than they are.

690
00:46:25,852 --> 00:46:27,721
They know they're more edgy.

691
00:46:30,757 --> 00:46:31,791
You have a dog?

692
00:46:32,926 --> 00:46:33,927
No, not really.

693
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,396
It's more of a foster situation.

694
00:46:46,639 --> 00:46:47,640
Coco.

695
00:46:51,978 --> 00:46:53,747
You were out there helping them?

696
00:46:57,484 --> 00:47:00,687
Oh, no, that's just some dimensional imp.

697
00:47:01,388 --> 00:47:03,556
They've got that handled, I was looking
for the dog.

698
00:47:12,232 --> 00:47:13,233
You okay?

699
00:47:14,467 --> 00:47:16,336
The footage is not what it looks like,
Lois.

700
00:47:17,971 --> 00:47:18,972
Okay.

701
00:47:19,072 --> 00:47:21,608
The ship my parents sent
me in was damaged in transit,

702
00:47:21,608 --> 00:47:24,044
so I only ever heard the
first part of the message.

703
00:47:25,645 --> 00:47:27,847
And I believed I knew how it ended.

704
00:47:28,982 --> 00:47:33,653
That my parents had sent me here to serve
the people of Earth and to be a good man.

705
00:47:36,289 --> 00:47:38,091
I'm not here to rule over anybody,
Lois.

706
00:47:39,125 --> 00:47:40,627
I never thought you were.

707
00:47:41,127 --> 00:47:42,896
Even for a moment, Clark.

708
00:47:52,639 --> 00:47:54,274
Oh, that's really good.

709
00:47:56,476 --> 00:47:57,477
I'm sorry before.

710
00:47:58,712 --> 00:47:59,713
We do.

711
00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:01,748
But we're bound to though.

712
00:48:02,449 --> 00:48:03,650
We're so different.

713
00:48:04,951 --> 00:48:10,623
I was just some punk rock kid from Baker
Line and you're Superman.

714
00:48:11,691 --> 00:48:12,258
I'm punk rock.

715
00:48:12,592 --> 00:48:13,693
You are not punk rock.

716
00:48:13,727 --> 00:48:17,297
I like the Stranglefellows and the POVs
and the Mighty Crabjoys.

717
00:48:17,364 --> 00:48:18,865
Those are pop radio bands.

718
00:48:18,998 --> 00:48:19,999
They're not punk rock.

719
00:48:20,233 --> 00:48:22,235
The Mighty Crabjoys suck.

720
00:48:22,869 --> 00:48:24,671
Okay, well, a lot of people love them.

721
00:48:27,774 --> 00:48:29,709
My point is I question everything.

722
00:48:30,210 --> 00:48:31,211
And everyone.

723
00:48:32,512 --> 00:48:40,820
You trust everyone and think everyone
you've ever met is, like, beautiful.

724
00:48:44,057 --> 00:48:45,525
Maybe that's the real punk rock.

725
00:48:56,002 --> 00:49:03,376
Lois, what did you mean when you said that
you knew this would never work?

726
00:49:03,743 --> 00:49:04,844
I don't know.

727
00:49:10,950 --> 00:49:11,951
I gotta go.

728
00:49:12,185 --> 00:49:16,923
The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest,
so I'm gonna turn myself in.

729
00:49:16,923 --> 00:49:17,924
Wait, what?

730
00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:18,858
Why?

731
00:49:19,492 --> 00:49:21,428
Maybe they'll take me wherever they took
the dog.

732
00:49:21,628 --> 00:49:22,862
I don't know how else to find him.

733
00:49:22,862 --> 00:49:23,863
It's a dog.

734
00:49:24,030 --> 00:49:29,202
Yeah, he's not even a very good one,
but he's out there alone.

735
00:49:29,436 --> 00:49:30,704
And he's probably scared.

736
00:49:51,691 --> 00:49:54,160
I probably should have told him that a
long time ago.

737
00:50:13,246 --> 00:50:14,247
Is that necessary?

738
00:50:14,948 --> 00:50:16,483
I'm coming in on my own accord.

739
00:50:18,251 --> 00:50:20,420
No one read me my rights.

740
00:50:20,887 --> 00:50:23,923
Of course the side of those rights don't
apply to extraterrestrial organisms.

741
00:50:24,557 --> 00:50:27,327
Therefore, at this point, Superman,
you don't have any rights to read.

742
00:50:27,727 --> 00:50:30,897
The government is very well aware of the
potential limitations detaining you.

743
00:50:30,930 --> 00:50:34,601
So we've outsourced your confinement and
your interrogation of Planet Watch.

744
00:50:34,801 --> 00:50:35,802
Planet Watch.

745
00:50:36,903 --> 00:50:37,971
I'm sorry about this.

746
00:51:47,474 --> 00:51:48,775
Twice in two days.

747
00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:49,976
What a pleasure.

748
00:51:50,577 --> 00:51:51,578
Luther.

749
00:51:52,278 --> 00:51:54,714
Your obsession with me is getting a little
creepy.

750
00:51:55,015 --> 00:51:55,749
Don't worry.

751
00:51:56,049 --> 00:51:57,617
Tall, dark, and martian isn't my type.

752
00:51:57,951 --> 00:51:58,451
Kryptonian.

753
00:51:58,651 --> 00:51:59,652
Yes, in depth.

754
00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:09,329
Where are we?

755
00:52:09,863 --> 00:52:10,897
A pocket universe.

756
00:52:11,598 --> 00:52:13,767
I replicated the Big Bang with a Luther
Corp.

757
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:17,170
mega collider tearing a tiny hole between
the two universal fabrics.

758
00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:23,109
I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional
portals I've set up around the globe.

759
00:52:23,510 --> 00:52:26,579
Rex, the metahuman known
as the Element Man, has

760
00:52:26,579 --> 00:52:29,482
been called into service
for a specific purpose.

761
00:52:29,949 --> 00:52:36,556
He can metamorphose into any known substance,
even substances foreign to this planet.

762
00:52:37,891 --> 00:52:38,892
Like...

763
00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:47,434
Kryptonite.

764
00:52:55,475 --> 00:52:56,543
Superman's got a questioned
less than

765
00:52:56,543 --> 00:52:58,878
a day and already
Bravia's pulling this crap?

766
00:52:59,679 --> 00:52:59,846
Right?

767
00:53:00,213 --> 00:53:00,513
What?

768
00:53:01,214 --> 00:53:04,784
Sorry, I'm trying to figure out how Lex
Luthor's connected to all this.

769
00:53:05,118 --> 00:53:05,885
How's that a mystery?

770
00:53:06,052 --> 00:53:07,687
Luthor Corp sells arms to Bravia.

771
00:53:07,787 --> 00:53:10,824
Bravia goes to war, Luthor sells more arms
and gets richer than ever.

772
00:53:11,624 --> 00:53:11,891
Nope.

773
00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:12,759
No?

774
00:53:13,193 --> 00:53:14,160
Uh-uh.

775
00:53:14,828 --> 00:53:16,429
I have a connection at Boda Bank.

776
00:53:16,563 --> 00:53:19,666
Boda handles the transactions between
Luthor Corp and Bravia.

777
00:53:19,899 --> 00:53:22,569
Yes, Luthor Corp sold them
approximately $80 billion worth

778
00:53:22,569 --> 00:53:27,974
of arms, but for those arms,
Bravia paid only $1.625 billion.

779
00:53:28,608 --> 00:53:29,976
So Luthor gave them arms for free?

780
00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:30,810
For what?

781
00:53:31,077 --> 00:53:35,281
That's the $78,375,000,000 question.

782
00:53:35,682 --> 00:53:37,317
Have you found out where they're holding
Superman?

783
00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:38,685
No one in the government will say.

784
00:53:39,119 --> 00:53:41,388
Luthor seems to be
working to disable Superman

785
00:53:41,388 --> 00:53:44,124
just so he can't stop
the invasion of Jarnport.

786
00:53:44,557 --> 00:53:45,558
Why?

787
00:53:45,892 --> 00:53:47,460
That's way too much sugar, Moe's.

788
00:53:47,460 --> 00:53:49,662
I party like a rock star, choir boy.

789
00:53:50,230 --> 00:53:51,931
Still can't hide the taste of petroleum.

790
00:53:52,599 --> 00:53:53,600
God.

791
00:54:10,383 --> 00:54:12,252
Lex is holding Superman in a pocket
universe.

792
00:54:12,552 --> 00:54:13,086
A what?

793
00:54:13,553 --> 00:54:15,989
I don't know what a pocket universe is,
neither does my source.

794
00:54:15,989 --> 00:54:18,058
They don't know
anything about anything,

795
00:54:18,058 --> 00:54:20,293
really, but for sure he's
in a pocket universe.

796
00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:21,461
Who's your source?

797
00:54:21,528 --> 00:54:24,130
I can't say, but you owe me.

798
00:54:24,564 --> 00:54:25,565
Big time.

799
00:54:26,533 --> 00:54:32,539
Like... I can't even tell you how big.

800
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,009
I love you, Jimmy Olsen.

801
00:54:36,009 --> 00:54:36,443
I love you.

802
00:54:36,576 --> 00:54:37,744
Love you.

803
00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:54,894
This is my monkey bots here, farming
outrage 24-7.

804
00:54:55,195 --> 00:54:56,696
Trashing you online.

805
00:54:57,230 --> 00:54:58,231
Hashtags.

806
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,282
Well, how do you contain a superdog?

807
00:55:17,584 --> 00:55:19,886
You beam super squirrels into its brain.

808
00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:27,627
We'll learn what we can, and we'll put the
varmint down.

809
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:36,436
This is a private, correctional
institution

810
00:55:37,170 --> 00:55:39,706
Most cells are rented out
to governments who want to

811
00:55:39,706 --> 00:55:43,677
keep their incarcerations
of political agitators private.

812
00:55:44,344 --> 00:55:46,780
Others have more personal transgressions.

813
00:55:47,347 --> 00:55:49,249
Florent wrote a blog about me.

814
00:55:49,382 --> 00:55:52,585
There are a few things I hate more than
petty ex-girlfriends.

815
00:55:53,953 --> 00:55:55,255
You wouldn't be telling me any of this.

816
00:55:55,255 --> 00:55:57,524
Do you have any questions we ever plan on
letting you out?

817
00:55:57,590 --> 00:55:58,591
No.

818
00:55:59,325 --> 00:56:01,661
You'd be terminated already if it was up
to me.

819
00:56:02,028 --> 00:56:04,798
But first, the government has some
questions they want answered.

820
00:56:07,233 --> 00:56:09,569
Rex, look who it is.

821
00:56:19,212 --> 00:56:23,516
If we keep our guests in check, old Joseph
certainly wouldn't want it any other way.

822
00:56:24,551 --> 00:56:26,720
I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers
we need.

823
00:56:51,478 --> 00:56:51,911
Hi.

824
00:56:52,445 --> 00:56:52,779
Hey.

825
00:56:52,779 --> 00:56:55,382
Oh, sorry we had to meet
here, but Lex has always

826
00:56:55,382 --> 00:56:57,817
asked us in traffic cameras
so he knows where I am.

827
00:56:57,951 --> 00:57:00,153
I really don't understand why you're
staying in that relationship.

828
00:57:00,153 --> 00:57:01,554
There's even a point
to tell me about all his

829
00:57:01,554 --> 00:57:04,057
ex-girlfriends he had in
prison in his pocket universe.

830
00:57:04,257 --> 00:57:04,491
What?

831
00:57:04,657 --> 00:57:05,625
Rex?

832
00:57:05,759 --> 00:57:06,760
How's your mom?

833
00:57:06,826 --> 00:57:07,360
My mom?

834
00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:08,995
Oh, I love her so much.

835
00:57:09,029 --> 00:57:11,297
I think of her as my mom even more than my
own mother.

836
00:57:11,431 --> 00:57:15,402
Oh, she feels the same way from the one
time that you guys met?

837
00:57:15,702 --> 00:57:16,803
So hey, okay.

838
00:57:18,304 --> 00:57:21,374
There seems to be some sort of connection
between Boravia and your boyfriend.

839
00:57:22,042 --> 00:57:24,377
I'm not clear on what... what's wrong.

840
00:57:25,412 --> 00:57:26,413
What's wrong?

841
00:57:26,579 --> 00:57:28,581
I thought you wanted to see me,
Jimmy.

842
00:57:28,815 --> 00:57:32,585
I do, but Eve, how could I even really see
you with Lex still in the picture?

843
00:57:32,752 --> 00:57:34,654
You're just trying to get information out
of me.

844
00:57:34,788 --> 00:57:35,855
I swear to God that's not it.

845
00:57:35,889 --> 00:57:38,458
I just know that if I could
get some real dirt on him

846
00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:40,593
then maybe the two of us
could... Be together again?

847
00:57:46,966 --> 00:57:47,967
Yeah.

848
00:57:49,569 --> 00:57:52,405
But you said my toes look like someone
spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor.

849
00:57:52,405 --> 00:57:53,606
You have unconventional toes.

850
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:54,307
Who cares?

851
00:57:54,507 --> 00:57:57,110
There's other parts of you that people
would find very attractive.

852
00:57:57,610 --> 00:57:59,346
Lex tortured a dog the other day.

853
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,081
Jesus Christ!

854
00:58:01,381 --> 00:58:01,815
I know.

855
00:58:02,148 --> 00:58:02,882
I have to go.

856
00:58:03,049 --> 00:58:06,186
Eve, please see what you can find out.

857
00:58:07,487 --> 00:58:07,954
Okay.

858
00:58:08,154 --> 00:58:08,621
Yes!

859
00:58:09,089 --> 00:58:10,090
Yes!

860
00:58:14,361 --> 00:58:15,762
I'm putting him in my pocket.

861
00:58:28,274 --> 00:58:29,943
Joseph, he's your son?

862
00:58:29,976 --> 00:58:31,644
Don't talk to me.

863
00:58:31,978 --> 00:58:32,979
Please.

864
00:58:34,714 --> 00:58:39,219
I think I'll fill it over and get him if
it's... if you'd stop with the crypto.

865
00:58:39,219 --> 00:58:40,553
There's no way out of here, okay?

866
00:58:41,287 --> 00:58:42,188
There's always a way.

867
00:58:42,222 --> 00:58:43,223
I said don't talk to me!

868
00:58:47,694 --> 00:58:49,162
Don't talk to me!

869
00:58:58,905 --> 00:59:00,040
 So what do you want me to do?

870
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,307
where's the cleaner?

871
00:59:01,307 --> 00:59:03,209
On the counter where it always is.

872
00:59:03,343 --> 00:59:05,011
He's in your group, right?

873
00:59:05,378 --> 00:59:06,946
The... what's it called again?

874
00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:08,214
The Justice Gang!

875
00:59:08,415 --> 00:59:08,715
No.

876
00:59:08,915 --> 00:59:09,749
We're not called that.

877
00:59:09,749 --> 00:59:11,251
Your name is Mr. Terrific.

878
00:59:11,351 --> 00:59:13,019
You don't get a vote with a name like
that.

879
00:59:13,053 --> 00:59:14,921
I also voted against it.

880
00:59:15,021 --> 00:59:15,388
Yes.

881
00:59:15,522 --> 00:59:17,757
And as leader, I get tiebreaker.

882
00:59:17,924 --> 00:59:19,592
No, Superman is not officially a member.

883
00:59:19,726 --> 00:59:20,860
Because you don't want him to vote.

884
00:59:20,894 --> 00:59:21,695
You know which way that would go.

885
00:59:21,861 --> 00:59:22,362
Shut up.

886
00:59:22,429 --> 00:59:22,862
He's kidding.

887
00:59:23,029 --> 00:59:26,166
So how do you even know Superman anyway?

888
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:28,735
I just do.

889
00:59:28,935 --> 00:59:30,370
So you know about the hypno glasses?

890
00:59:30,704 --> 00:59:31,504
Now she does.

891
00:59:32,072 --> 00:59:35,375
Well, I'm not saying who he is just that
he wears hypno glasses.

892
00:59:35,375 --> 00:59:36,910
They make his face terrific.

893
00:59:37,210 --> 00:59:37,811
How do they work?

894
00:59:37,811 --> 00:59:40,013
They make his face
look different in your brain

895
00:59:40,013 --> 00:59:42,248
when he wears them so
that you know who he is?

896
00:59:42,382 --> 00:59:42,549
Yes.

897
00:59:42,682 --> 00:59:43,750
I know this, first of all.

898
00:59:43,850 --> 00:59:45,151
But second of all,
you really shouldn't be

899
00:59:45,151 --> 00:59:48,054
telling me this in case
I don't know who he is.

900
00:59:48,054 --> 00:59:49,456
So you know he's Clark Kent?

901
00:59:49,789 --> 00:59:50,790
Oh my god.

902
00:59:50,790 --> 00:59:52,292
Why does he trust everyone?

903
00:59:52,292 --> 00:59:52,992
He doesn't.

904
00:59:53,059 --> 00:59:55,362
Just us because we are also of the cloth.

905
00:59:57,230 --> 00:59:58,231
Of the cloth?

906
01:00:00,467 --> 01:00:01,968
What are we gonna do?

907
01:00:02,168 --> 01:00:03,169
About what?

908
01:00:04,037 --> 01:00:04,504
Superman!

909
01:00:04,504 --> 01:00:06,106
He's your friend!

910
01:00:06,106 --> 01:00:08,274
Some friend came here to rule over me?

911
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,443
It would be difficult to find him.

912
01:00:10,777 --> 01:00:13,747
I put nanobot GPS trackers into Superman's
bloodstream.

913
01:00:14,014 --> 01:00:17,784
You can see where his trail ends abruptly
right here at Fort Kramer, a dormant

914
01:00:17,784 --> 01:00:19,886
military post across the river about ten
miles down.

915
01:00:20,286 --> 01:00:22,522
Even if he was dead, those trackers would
still be there.

916
01:00:23,423 --> 01:00:25,825
So all this leads me to
believe, as your article

917
01:00:25,825 --> 01:00:28,094
surmised, he really
is a pocket universe.

918
01:00:29,396 --> 01:00:32,332
You put nanobot GPS trackers in your
friend's bloodstream?

919
01:00:32,499 --> 01:00:33,566
Oh, I do that to everybody.

920
01:00:34,634 --> 01:00:35,568
So, okay, come on.

921
01:00:35,635 --> 01:00:36,836
Let's go to Fort Kramer then.

922
01:00:37,170 --> 01:00:38,905
The four of us and find out what's going
on.

923
01:00:38,972 --> 01:00:40,674
And then do what?

924
01:00:42,042 --> 01:00:43,043
Save him.

925
01:00:43,610 --> 01:00:46,746
You want to bring a federally incarcerated
prisoner out of jail?

926
01:00:47,047 --> 01:00:48,748
Look, I think this is
being done to keep him

927
01:00:48,748 --> 01:00:50,650
from interfering with
the Boravian invasion.

928
01:00:50,784 --> 01:00:51,551
No, you look.

929
01:00:51,584 --> 01:00:53,086
I'm a Green Lantern lady.

930
01:00:53,153 --> 01:00:55,889
That means I took a vow not to get
involved in politics.

931
01:00:55,889 --> 01:00:56,990
Oh, that's part of the vow?

932
01:00:57,190 --> 01:00:58,191
It's implied.

933
01:00:58,324 --> 01:00:58,491
Yeah.

934
01:00:58,692 --> 01:00:59,693
An implied vow?

935
01:00:59,826 --> 01:01:02,328
Every time there's something he doesn't
want to do, he says it's part of some vow.

936
01:01:02,328 --> 01:01:04,564
Oh, I swear to God, I'm
two seconds away from

937
01:01:04,597 --> 01:01:07,667
forming a giant hammer
and beating a boat today.

938
01:01:08,234 --> 01:01:11,504
If soup's here to take over the world,
I don't, probably not.

939
01:01:11,771 --> 01:01:14,307
But the risk is just not where the beef
between the U.S.

940
01:01:14,474 --> 01:01:15,742
government and the Justice can.

941
01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:19,179
Not our name makes it sound like cowboys,
but I agree with the rest.

942
01:01:20,647 --> 01:01:23,650
See, you're just going to let your friend
rot in the pocket universe.

943
01:01:36,996 --> 01:01:39,366
That haircut should be against your vows.

944
01:01:39,632 --> 01:01:40,633
That what?

945
01:01:41,234 --> 01:01:42,502
That what should be what?

946
01:01:43,203 --> 01:01:46,873
I'll have you know, 348 chicks say
otherwise.

947
01:01:52,712 --> 01:01:53,713
Hey.

948
01:01:56,850 --> 01:01:57,283
What?

949
01:01:57,550 --> 01:01:59,853
I'm not saying we're going to save him,
but...

950
01:02:00,487 --> 01:02:02,155
I think we can at least
check out what's going on

951
01:02:02,155 --> 01:02:03,590
with your boyfriend
with this foreign criminal.

952
01:02:04,124 --> 01:02:05,125
He's not.

953
01:02:05,825 --> 01:02:07,093
We're just seeing each other.

954
01:02:08,461 --> 01:02:09,462
Thanks.

955
01:02:09,629 --> 01:02:10,630
You want me to drive?

956
01:02:12,766 --> 01:02:13,767
We'll take my ride.

957
01:02:34,554 --> 01:02:38,391
You have a flying saucer, but you couldn't
get a faster garage door?

958
01:02:39,626 --> 01:02:40,794
I haven't worked on that yet.

959
01:02:42,862 --> 01:02:44,931
I'm not even sure how I feel, honestly.

960
01:02:45,632 --> 01:02:46,633
What?

961
01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:48,168
That Clark.

962
01:02:48,702 --> 01:02:49,869
He's not my boyfriend.

963
01:02:50,170 --> 01:02:52,305
We've actually just been seeing each other
for a couple months now.

964
01:02:52,305 --> 01:02:53,340
Yeah, maybe just to be clear.

965
01:02:53,373 --> 01:02:54,774
I'm not into people's emotions.

966
01:02:55,075 --> 01:02:56,076
Yeah, no, totally.

967
01:02:57,010 --> 01:02:58,078
I'm just thinking out loud.

968
01:02:58,578 --> 01:03:00,814
I was going to break up with him,
actually.

969
01:03:00,814 --> 01:03:04,784
We had this huge fight, and he told me he
loved me, and it just didn't...

970
01:03:13,660 --> 01:03:15,295
Q&A time, alien!

971
01:03:19,999 --> 01:03:21,835
Today we have a special guest.

972
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:30,977
And the smell of his piss as we flew
across the desert.

973
01:03:31,378 --> 01:03:32,645
That is a lie!

974
01:03:32,712 --> 01:03:33,580
No, not the seal.

975
01:03:33,646 --> 01:03:35,048
He's just here as an observer.

976
01:03:39,319 --> 01:03:39,753
Not me.

977
01:03:39,753 --> 01:03:41,287
Now, the U.S.

978
01:03:41,988 --> 01:03:44,491
government has a few questions for you.

979
01:03:44,824 --> 01:03:46,092
Luther, I barely know him.

980
01:03:46,292 --> 01:03:47,660
He gave me food one time.

981
01:03:49,062 --> 01:03:51,564
Who are you working with here on Earth?

982
01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:53,733
I'm not working with anyone, Luther.

983
01:03:54,034 --> 01:03:55,135
Tell him nothing, Superman.

984
01:03:55,568 --> 01:03:56,703
I have no family or nothing.

985
01:03:56,936 --> 01:03:57,637
Luther, don't do this.

986
01:03:57,671 --> 01:03:59,973
You eating my food was a great honor,
Superman.

987
01:04:01,441 --> 01:04:03,276
Got lucky on that one.

988
01:04:04,944 --> 01:04:06,046
No, Luther, don't do this.

989
01:04:06,312 --> 01:04:06,513
Please.

990
01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:08,682
Let's try another question, don't we,
Superman?

991
01:04:08,682 --> 01:04:11,918
Who raised you as a child?

992
01:04:11,918 --> 01:04:13,353
I believe in you, Superman.

993
01:04:13,586 --> 01:04:15,021
Don't tell him nothing!

994
01:04:18,525 --> 01:04:20,360
I didn't imagine that would go so quickly.

995
01:04:32,906 --> 01:04:33,907
Mr. Hanson.

996
01:04:35,642 --> 01:04:39,279
I'll be back later with someone else
you've chatted with and I'll kill them too.

997
01:04:39,612 --> 01:04:42,582
Maybe that reporter you always do
interviews with.

998
01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:45,485
Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next.

999
01:04:57,030 --> 01:04:59,099
No, no, no, no.

1000
01:05:29,529 --> 01:05:30,630
We're freaking out, Tom!

1001
01:05:31,097 --> 01:05:32,098
Get back to your vehicle.

1002
01:05:37,370 --> 01:05:38,371
here or I'm gonna leave!

1003
01:05:39,172 --> 01:05:40,173
Hey!

1004
01:05:40,607 --> 01:05:43,043
Um... That's his path.

1005
01:05:43,143 --> 01:05:44,577
DNA trail leads to that tent.

1006
01:05:45,478 --> 01:05:46,980
Isn't that one of those Justice guys?

1007
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:48,214
It's just a smart one.

1008
01:05:48,815 --> 01:05:49,082
Hey!

1009
01:05:49,716 --> 01:05:51,117
You heard the man!

1010
01:05:51,618 --> 01:05:55,321
I am giving you one last chance to talk!

1011
01:05:55,622 --> 01:05:57,957
I was just about to say the same to you.

1012
01:05:58,458 --> 01:05:59,459
Come on!

1013
01:06:30,223 --> 01:06:34,294
Come on, come on, come on!

1014
01:07:03,823 --> 01:07:04,824
Holy shit.

1015
01:07:15,769 --> 01:07:16,770
Unbelievable.

1016
01:07:17,570 --> 01:07:19,539
That jackass did create a pocket universe.

1017
01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:21,675
And that's his path.

1018
01:07:23,043 --> 01:07:26,579
For creating a pocket universe,
if you are just one picometer up,

1019
01:07:26,613 --> 01:07:29,382
you will have a black hole where Earth
used to be.

1020
01:07:29,382 --> 01:07:31,418
And every time you
enter or exit, you risk

1021
01:07:31,418 --> 01:07:34,254
tearing the hole into
the fabric of reality.

1022
01:07:34,654 --> 01:07:35,655
You're kidding.

1023
01:07:36,122 --> 01:07:38,658
It's the type of reckless science looks
Luther specializes in.

1024
01:07:39,259 --> 01:07:40,260
What are they doing?

1025
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:42,228
They're trying to hack you.

1026
01:07:43,029 --> 01:07:44,731
So I guess you decided to help.

1027
01:07:46,232 --> 01:07:48,134
Only because of the piss off Green
Lantern.

1028
01:07:50,870 --> 01:07:51,871
Thanks.

1029
01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:01,614
You just killed that poor guy.

1030
01:08:17,297 --> 01:08:18,998
She said you get to my son, right?

1031
01:08:57,337 --> 01:08:58,772
Why are you still gross looking?

1032
01:08:59,639 --> 01:09:00,674
I don't know.

1033
01:09:04,411 --> 01:09:05,412
That must be the sun.

1034
01:09:06,613 --> 01:09:07,447
What sun?

1035
01:09:07,580 --> 01:09:08,581
There's no sun here.

1036
01:09:08,648 --> 01:09:09,649
That's the problem.

1037
01:09:09,716 --> 01:09:10,717
For your deal.

1038
01:09:11,351 --> 01:09:13,453
I get my powers from the yellow sun.

1039
01:09:14,254 --> 01:09:15,689
Just give me a second.

1040
01:09:24,931 --> 01:09:25,932
Hell yeah.

1041
01:09:26,399 --> 01:09:27,367
We're in.

1042
01:09:52,826 --> 01:09:57,397
 repel.

1043
01:09:57,397 --> 01:09:59,999
Where am I going to get the gear to rappel
into a pocket universe?

1044
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:00,700
I don't know.

1045
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,836
Maybe it comes out of your circles or
something.

1046
01:10:03,236 --> 01:10:03,636
Circles?

1047
01:10:03,903 --> 01:10:04,170
What?

1048
01:10:04,437 --> 01:10:04,938
T spheres.

1049
01:10:05,372 --> 01:10:05,739
Okay.

1050
01:10:05,972 --> 01:10:06,639
They're three dimensional.

1051
01:10:06,639 --> 01:10:07,640
Circles reflect.

1052
01:10:07,974 --> 01:10:08,975
Sorry.

1053
01:10:11,277 --> 01:10:12,278
Unbelievable.

1054
01:10:13,279 --> 01:10:15,348
This place is filthy with black hole
vortexes.

1055
01:10:15,382 --> 01:10:18,018
And that anti-proton river will tear us
apart in seconds.

1056
01:10:18,284 --> 01:10:19,619
We cannot go in ourselves.

1057
01:10:21,321 --> 01:10:22,322
Copy.

1058
01:10:23,390 --> 01:10:24,391
I can't make a sun.

1059
01:10:25,525 --> 01:10:25,859
I know.

1060
01:10:26,159 --> 01:10:29,095
I can only make something kind of like a
sun.

1061
01:10:29,763 --> 01:10:29,863
What?

1062
01:10:30,563 --> 01:10:31,564
All right.

1063
01:10:32,932 --> 01:10:33,366
Okay.

1064
01:10:33,666 --> 01:10:34,868
We've got hydrogen.

1065
01:10:35,769 --> 01:10:36,770
And we've got helium.

1066
01:10:37,771 --> 01:10:38,772
And we've got helium.

1067
01:10:40,340 --> 01:10:41,441
What are you doing?

1068
01:10:41,441 --> 01:10:41,808
Hey!

1069
01:10:42,008 --> 01:10:42,342
Hey!

1070
01:10:42,409 --> 01:10:43,410
No, no, stop!

1071
01:10:43,777 --> 01:10:44,010
Enough!

1072
01:10:44,210 --> 01:10:45,612
You're going to get all of us in trouble!

1073
01:10:45,612 --> 01:10:46,279
What are you doing?

1074
01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:46,813
Hey!

1075
01:10:47,447 --> 01:10:48,748
He's doing something in here!

1076
01:10:48,748 --> 01:10:49,749
George!

1077
01:10:49,883 --> 01:10:50,350
George!

1078
01:10:50,483 --> 01:10:51,484
He's doing something!

1079
01:10:51,885 --> 01:10:54,287
You are not going to take me to the right
for this, officer!

1080
01:10:54,487 --> 01:10:55,622
Go straight behind the bar!

1081
01:10:55,689 --> 01:10:57,290
We're not getting a benefit from you!

1082
01:11:49,042 --> 01:11:50,043
You've saved him.

1083
01:11:50,477 --> 01:11:52,012
I can't carry him when I change forms.

1084
01:12:10,730 --> 01:12:11,297
What do you see?

1085
01:12:11,664 --> 01:12:12,665
Did you find him?

1086
01:12:12,932 --> 01:12:13,933
Oh, my God!

1087
01:12:14,401 --> 01:12:15,435
What is that?

1088
01:12:15,602 --> 01:12:16,903
The portal's been open too long.

1089
01:12:17,237 --> 01:12:18,872
I can't stand here much longer.

1090
01:12:21,708 --> 01:12:22,275
Oh, no.

1091
01:12:22,342 --> 01:12:23,343
Like, shit.

1092
01:12:23,443 --> 01:12:24,411
I'm fine.

1093
01:12:24,577 --> 01:12:26,479
I think we need to get to those portals up
there.

1094
01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:27,480
Uh, right.

1095
01:12:27,881 --> 01:12:29,716
How do we... port them?

1096
01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:31,584
I don't know, but we'll figure it out.

1097
01:12:35,922 --> 01:12:36,923
Joey!

1098
01:13:05,852 --> 01:13:07,420
are you going to do, squash us?

1099
01:13:08,355 --> 01:13:08,588
Yes?

1100
01:13:09,289 --> 01:13:10,857
With... with our white swanic acid?

1101
01:13:37,450 --> 01:13:38,451
Hot damn!

1102
01:13:38,685 --> 01:13:38,985
What?

1103
01:13:39,652 --> 01:13:40,754
This is Swann Dahl.

1104
01:13:48,395 --> 01:13:49,396
What?

1105
01:13:49,462 --> 01:13:50,663
 dog

1106
01:13:57,003 --> 01:13:57,771
Come on!

1107
01:13:57,771 --> 01:13:58,772
Come on!

1108
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:48,888
 Stop it

1109
01:15:37,704 --> 01:15:39,372
You're so weird.

1110
01:15:41,675 --> 01:15:43,276
Do you have them?

1111
01:15:43,610 --> 01:15:44,010
Them?

1112
01:15:44,544 --> 01:15:47,914
Superman, a mean dog, and a capable,
weird baby, and a squiggle man.

1113
01:15:49,149 --> 01:15:50,150
What?

1114
01:15:51,651 --> 01:15:52,652
Terrific?

1115
01:15:52,986 --> 01:15:53,987
Follow me!

1116
01:15:58,024 --> 01:15:58,258
Up!

1117
01:15:58,825 --> 01:15:59,292
Quick, go!

1118
01:15:59,626 --> 01:15:59,926
Go!

1119
01:16:00,293 --> 01:16:01,294
Leave it!

1120
01:16:17,877 --> 01:16:20,847
Are you kidding me?

1121
01:16:22,349 --> 01:16:24,951
Don't touch it!

1122
01:16:28,555 --> 01:16:29,989
Oh, my gosh.

1123
01:16:30,423 --> 01:16:31,758
Thank you.

1124
01:16:35,428 --> 01:16:36,429
Hey.

1125
01:16:36,796 --> 01:16:37,797
Hey.

1126
01:16:42,435 --> 01:16:43,770
You came to get me?

1127
01:16:44,037 --> 01:16:45,038
Yeah.

1128
01:16:48,274 --> 01:16:51,378
There's more people being held prisoner in
there.

1129
01:16:51,845 --> 01:16:53,179
We gotta go get them.

1130
01:16:54,114 --> 01:16:55,949
Not through here, you can't.

1131
01:16:55,949 --> 01:16:57,684
Not with you like this.

1132
01:16:58,318 --> 01:17:00,920
Claude, what the...
It's kryptonite poison.

1133
01:17:02,188 --> 01:17:03,790
He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two.

1134
01:17:04,357 --> 01:17:05,425
Get him someplace safe.

1135
01:17:06,059 --> 01:17:07,060
Take the T-craft.

1136
01:17:07,394 --> 01:17:09,362
The controls are easy and intuitive.

1137
01:17:10,030 --> 01:17:12,766
I need to stay back here and make sure the
portal is secure.

1138
01:17:37,590 --> 01:17:40,393
Dog, I really need
you to... Come on.

1139
01:18:11,257 --> 01:18:12,258
Eve!

1140
01:18:12,425 --> 01:18:13,960
Get out of here, you idiot!

1141
01:18:19,299 --> 01:18:20,300
Move!

1142
01:18:21,568 --> 01:18:24,037
How the hell could he have gotten free?

1143
01:18:27,841 --> 01:18:30,310
We need to find him.

1144
01:18:35,315 --> 01:18:35,482
Eve?

1145
01:18:36,082 --> 01:18:37,484
Oh, I'm so done, Jimmy.

1146
01:18:38,618 --> 01:18:42,989
Oh, um... I have everything
you need to ruin Lex forever.

1147
01:18:43,356 --> 01:18:43,723
What?

1148
01:18:43,890 --> 01:18:44,257
Where?

1149
01:18:44,691 --> 01:18:45,725
Over here.

1150
01:18:49,095 --> 01:18:50,096
How dare he?

1151
01:19:04,644 --> 01:19:07,080
if I send you this, Jimmy...

1152
01:19:07,514 --> 01:19:08,515
Uh-huh.

1153
01:19:10,884 --> 01:19:12,686
You have to promise me we get to hang.

1154
01:19:12,686 --> 01:19:13,687
This weekend.

1155
01:19:14,921 --> 01:19:16,056
Just the two of us.

1156
01:19:24,197 --> 01:19:25,231
Uh... Okay?

1157
01:19:25,498 --> 01:19:26,499
Yeah, okay.

1158
01:19:27,867 --> 01:19:28,601
Uh-huh.

1159
01:19:28,668 --> 01:19:30,170
How, uh...

1160
01:19:30,704 --> 01:19:31,705
How long?

1161
01:19:32,672 --> 01:19:33,673
A weekend.

1162
01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:34,741
A weekend?

1163
01:19:34,974 --> 01:19:36,209
Oh, my God, Jeannie.

1164
01:19:36,376 --> 01:19:38,878
I'm sorry this is such a major imposition
on your life.

1165
01:19:39,012 --> 01:19:40,914
No, it's not an imposition.

1166
01:19:41,181 --> 01:19:42,849
I... I can tell you
don't really think so.

1167
01:19:45,185 --> 01:19:46,953
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no.

1168
01:19:46,953 --> 01:19:47,954
Eve?

1169
01:20:00,066 --> 01:20:01,134
Come on.

1170
01:20:15,815 --> 01:20:17,150
Um, I'm Martha.

1171
01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:18,251
This is John.

1172
01:20:18,585 --> 01:20:19,586
I'm Lois.

1173
01:20:20,286 --> 01:20:21,287
Lois.

1174
01:20:28,962 --> 01:20:29,963
Here, son.

1175
01:20:32,632 --> 01:20:34,901
Um... They sent
me here to roll over.

1176
01:20:36,136 --> 01:20:37,470
They sent me here to kill people.

1177
01:20:37,670 --> 01:20:38,672
Clark!

1178
01:20:38,738 --> 01:20:40,073
That ain't... that ain't...

1179
01:21:05,265 --> 01:21:08,068
Is our war gonna be okay?

1180
01:21:09,069 --> 01:21:10,070
Yes.

1181
01:21:10,770 --> 01:21:12,172
Mr. Triffix says yes.

1182
01:21:14,274 --> 01:21:16,009
Don't mind him, Lois.

1183
01:21:16,810 --> 01:21:18,411
He's just a big old mush.

1184
01:21:19,512 --> 01:21:21,514
Especially when it comes to Clark.

1185
01:21:37,731 --> 01:21:39,799
This girl is obsessed with you?

1186
01:21:40,300 --> 01:21:41,334
Uh-huh.

1187
01:21:41,868 --> 01:21:43,069
How do you do it, Jimmy?

1188
01:21:43,403 --> 01:21:45,972
Look, I didn't even want to bother you,
but you told me to call with anything I

1189
01:21:45,972 --> 01:21:48,708
got, so... Yeah, but I thought you
said she disappeared off the line.

1190
01:21:48,742 --> 01:21:49,242
I don't know.

1191
01:21:49,242 --> 01:21:50,744
She might have dropped her phone in the
toilet.

1192
01:21:50,744 --> 01:21:52,045
She does not have a line.

1193
01:21:52,846 --> 01:21:55,715
Well, I'm not really sure that sexy
selfies are...

1194
01:22:07,894 --> 01:22:09,596
Your hot ex is a genius.

1195
01:22:10,296 --> 01:22:10,563
Hot?

1196
01:22:10,797 --> 01:22:11,798
We have to talk to Perry.

1197
01:22:12,098 --> 01:22:13,533
I'll be there as soon as I can,
okay?

1198
01:22:16,302 --> 01:22:19,072
Send them sexy selfies behind the back of
Lex Luthor.

1199
01:22:19,639 --> 01:22:21,841
She has to be the biggest idiot in the
world.

1200
01:22:22,676 --> 01:22:24,878
Lex, we just told you the portal was
destroyed!

1201
01:22:24,978 --> 01:22:26,880
The dimensional aperture is still there.

1202
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:30,016
We can open remotely
so... It is not safe!

1203
01:22:30,216 --> 01:22:33,286
We can close the aperture later by
inputting the coordinates, correct?

1204
01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:34,220
Theoretically.

1205
01:22:34,487 --> 01:22:35,488
Great!

1206
01:22:36,756 --> 01:22:39,492
If we can't find him, we'll need to draw
him out.

1207
01:22:59,746 --> 01:23:00,213
Look, Lex!

1208
01:23:00,580 --> 01:23:03,683
That Luthor has a dimensional reach into
the surrounding area!

1209
01:23:03,717 --> 01:23:05,618
If it's something you think I don't
know...

1210
01:23:10,156 --> 01:23:11,658
That shit happened!

1211
01:23:11,925 --> 01:23:13,193
Oh, you don't say!

1212
01:23:14,094 --> 01:23:15,562
Can you stop it?

1213
01:23:15,795 --> 01:23:18,098
Can I stop it?

1214
01:23:23,370 --> 01:23:27,240
This is why you don't create a damn hot
universe.

1215
01:23:27,974 --> 01:23:30,910
There, Superman won't be able to ignore
that.

1216
01:23:32,612 --> 01:23:34,080
Now we know where he'll be next.

1217
01:24:16,222 --> 01:24:18,158
Thought you out of here.

1218
01:24:23,029 --> 01:24:25,298
Never seen you sleep that long.

1219
01:24:28,935 --> 01:24:36,910
Last week, me, Mom, Hector, and them,
we took a drive to beer keys and burritos.

1220
01:24:37,510 --> 01:24:38,511
Down in West.

1221
01:24:39,512 --> 01:24:42,382
Like the one that used to be out by that
old blue bar.

1222
01:24:43,016 --> 01:24:44,017
Do you remember that?

1223
01:24:45,018 --> 01:24:46,486
Mm-hmm.

1224
01:24:47,620 --> 01:24:49,222
Rita's still just as good.

1225
01:24:53,927 --> 01:24:56,363
That blue ass, he seems nice.

1226
01:24:57,097 --> 01:24:58,164
His name's Lois.

1227
01:24:58,865 --> 01:24:59,199
Hmm?

1228
01:24:59,666 --> 01:25:00,667
His name's Lois.

1229
01:25:01,568 --> 01:25:02,769
Yeah, she's nice.

1230
01:25:05,305 --> 01:25:07,474
But you don't seem quite yourself.

1231
01:25:09,542 --> 01:25:11,845
You know, well, the
message that my parents sent

1232
01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:14,180
with me, I had never heard
in the second half before.

1233
01:25:14,881 --> 01:25:19,386
Well, I'd say what you wanted
that message to me says a

1234
01:25:19,386 --> 01:25:24,591
whole lot more about you than
what anyone meant for it to me.

1235
01:25:25,191 --> 01:25:26,159
You don't understand.

1236
01:25:30,063 --> 01:25:31,765
I'm not who I thought I was.

1237
01:25:37,337 --> 01:25:38,638
They sent me here to hurt people.

1238
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:43,576
Parents aren't for telling their children
who they're supposed to be.

1239
01:25:44,577 --> 01:25:52,252
We are here to give y'all, to help you
make fools of yourselves all on your own.

1240
01:26:01,695 --> 01:26:03,963
Your choices, Clarke.

1241
01:26:05,031 --> 01:26:06,933
Your actions.

1242
01:26:08,134 --> 01:26:12,906
That what make you
who you are

1243
01:26:14,474 --> 01:26:19,679
To some extent, I couldn't be.

1244
01:26:24,050 --> 01:26:26,286
more proud of you.

1245
01:26:35,261 --> 01:26:36,363
Oh, mush.

1246
01:26:37,364 --> 01:26:39,766
Clarke, get something on the box you might
want to see.

1247
01:26:43,370 --> 01:26:47,340
And over in Eastern Europe, Arabian troops
gather at the border seemingly mere

1248
01:26:47,340 --> 01:26:50,310
minutes away from invading Jarmuor once
again.

1249
01:26:50,844 --> 01:26:55,415
Now, nearby villagers are willing and
ready to defend their country despite the

1250
01:26:55,415 --> 01:26:59,452
exponentially superior firepower of the
well-trained Arabian military.

1251
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:16,302
The villagers cling
onto what little hope they

1252
01:27:16,302 --> 01:27:19,372
have left as they're
surrounded by the villagers.

1253
01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:34,421
Superman!

1254
01:28:03,516 --> 01:28:04,517
I cleaned your boots.

1255
01:28:04,818 --> 01:28:06,052
I'll go get them for you.

1256
01:28:07,754 --> 01:28:10,790
Superman, we need you here in Metropolis,
now.

1257
01:28:10,857 --> 01:28:12,258
I have to get to Boravia, terrific.

1258
01:28:12,325 --> 01:28:13,993
There won't be a
Boravia, or a Metropolis,

1259
01:28:13,993 --> 01:28:17,197
or a planet Earth if
you don't get here soon.

1260
01:28:17,564 --> 01:28:19,232
This rift is about to tear it to the city.

1261
01:28:19,599 --> 01:28:20,600
I can't stop it.

1262
01:28:20,834 --> 01:28:22,068
I need your help.

1263
01:28:24,637 --> 01:28:29,309
All Metropolis citizens, this is a
mandatory evacuation.

1264
01:28:29,442 --> 01:28:32,579
Repeat, this is a mandatory evacuation.

1265
01:28:33,947 --> 01:28:36,483
This is a mandatory evacuation.

1266
01:28:55,001 --> 01:28:56,169
We're all going to be scared.

1267
01:28:57,003 --> 01:28:58,338
Come on, just put her on.

1268
01:28:59,239 --> 01:28:59,873
Please, let her in.

1269
01:29:00,006 --> 01:29:01,508
Can you put Persephone on the phone?

1270
01:29:02,208 --> 01:29:03,209
Yes, she will care.

1271
01:29:03,376 --> 01:29:04,944
Can't she know the sound of your voice?

1272
01:29:04,944 --> 01:29:07,580
So I've been able to connect with our
contact at Bodavane.

1273
01:29:07,914 --> 01:29:11,084
Luther's been selling arms to Gurgos for
pennies on the dollar for years.

1274
01:29:11,618 --> 01:29:12,619
Why, you ask?

1275
01:29:12,886 --> 01:29:13,887
How do you ask why?

1276
01:29:14,287 --> 01:29:17,457
He did it in exchange for half of Jarvan's
gold.

1277
01:29:18,058 --> 01:29:18,491
You too.

1278
01:29:18,725 --> 01:29:23,029
At first I thought Eve was just sending me
selfies, but in the background of the

1279
01:29:23,029 --> 01:29:27,100
shots were maps, contracts, all kinds of
documents, chronicling a bravious

1280
01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:30,503
agreement to cede half of the country to
Lex Luthor once the invasion is complete.

1281
01:29:30,937 --> 01:29:32,472
He wants to make himself king.

1282
01:29:33,039 --> 01:29:34,040
King.

1283
01:29:34,140 --> 01:29:35,141
King.

1284
01:29:35,241 --> 01:29:36,843
Should we really still be standing here?

1285
01:29:37,744 --> 01:29:39,846
Lewis, you got that flying saucer deal up
on the roof?

1286
01:29:40,580 --> 01:29:43,049
Grant, group, come on.

1287
01:29:43,316 --> 01:29:44,017
Grab the board, Jimmy.

1288
01:29:44,217 --> 01:29:45,218
How many does it hold?

1289
01:29:45,385 --> 01:29:46,353
Five or six.

1290
01:29:46,353 --> 01:29:46,686
Six.

1291
01:29:47,387 --> 01:29:47,821
Okay.

1292
01:29:48,188 --> 01:29:49,322
Come on, you two.

1293
01:29:50,724 --> 01:29:52,659
Why the hell would Lex want half a dozen?

1294
01:29:52,926 --> 01:29:56,496
His cultish acolytes believe he's going to
create a technologically advanced utopia.

1295
01:29:56,863 --> 01:29:57,063
Utopia?

1296
01:29:57,297 --> 01:29:58,765
That's a profit factor as well.

1297
01:29:59,132 --> 01:30:02,102
And the petroleum deposits alone are worth
multiples of his investment.

1298
01:30:02,102 --> 01:30:04,204
Whatever his motives
are, he don't want to do

1299
01:30:04,204 --> 01:30:06,272
everything he could to
ruin Superman's reputation.

1300
01:30:06,406 --> 01:30:09,642
Eve's photos show he was behind the whole
hammer of bravias scam.

1301
01:30:09,843 --> 01:30:12,879
And all the bots stirring up anti-Superman
sentiment online.

1302
01:30:13,146 --> 01:30:15,548
Mr. Terrific believes
Luthor is also behind

1303
01:30:15,548 --> 01:30:18,051
the spreading rift between
universes out there.

1304
01:30:18,184 --> 01:30:20,186
All of it seems to be geared
towards stopping Superman

1305
01:30:20,186 --> 01:30:22,389
from standing in the way of
the bravian invasion, Chief.

1306
01:30:23,023 --> 01:30:24,024
Call me Perry, kid.

1307
01:30:24,157 --> 01:30:24,891
Post the story.

1308
01:30:25,158 --> 01:30:26,159
Fast.

1309
01:30:32,098 --> 01:30:32,832
Lock the door, kid.

1310
01:30:32,932 --> 01:30:33,767
Why don't I have a seat?

1311
01:30:33,833 --> 01:30:34,834
Jimmy, will you transcribe?

1312
01:30:34,834 --> 01:30:35,835
Uh-huh.

1313
01:30:48,982 --> 01:30:52,686
The Daily Planet has obtained exclusive
information proving that billionaire Lex

1314
01:30:52,686 --> 01:30:55,855
Luthor is in league with the bravian
dictator of a sealed word code.

1315
01:31:03,630 --> 01:31:05,432
Clark, are you close?

1316
01:31:05,432 --> 01:31:09,369
It's about to hit Metropolis, and my codes
are not shutting down.

1317
01:31:09,369 --> 01:31:10,370
Shit!

1318
01:31:38,498 --> 01:31:39,899
 Terific almost here

1319
01:31:39,899 --> 01:31:41,368
So slow it down.

1320
01:31:41,368 --> 01:31:42,669
I can, unless I can put the code in.

1321
01:31:43,103 --> 01:31:44,504
Just hold on a minute, then.

1322
01:31:45,338 --> 01:31:47,474
 Got to go man

1323
01:32:07,761 --> 01:32:10,864
Not sure, we're going land when the world
is gone.

1324
01:33:10,857 --> 01:33:13,827
There's a code to close the rift,
but it's too complicated to hack.

1325
01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:15,895
Luthor will have the code at Luthor Court.

1326
01:33:16,463 --> 01:33:19,766
Just give me a minute, I'll
get crypto and we'll go-You

1327
01:33:19,766 --> 01:33:24,104
brought that-I didn't want
him killing my parents' cows.

1328
01:35:34,701 --> 01:35:36,436
The nanites are suppressing his optic
nerve.

1329
01:35:36,736 --> 01:35:38,738
Sight and extra vision should be
completely muted.

1330
01:35:38,905 --> 01:35:39,906
Mouth breach.

1331
01:35:46,946 --> 01:35:47,947
Yeah?

1332
01:35:48,081 --> 01:35:49,082
There I am.

1333
01:35:50,817 --> 01:35:53,987
We won't sleep peacefully!

1334
01:35:54,521 --> 01:35:57,557
The whole street won't be flooded!

1335
01:35:59,392 --> 01:36:02,762
I'll kill you all!

1336
01:36:41,134 --> 01:36:43,470
Who's in friction to get the nanites out?

1337
01:36:43,603 --> 01:36:45,305
Doesn't matter if he gets them off his
face.

1338
01:36:45,505 --> 01:36:47,007
The nanites are still in his lungs.

1339
01:36:47,407 --> 01:36:49,142
Engineer Ultraman, keep up!

1340
01:36:49,809 --> 01:36:50,810
We're trying!

1341
01:36:55,015 --> 01:36:56,016
Maintain LOS.

1342
01:36:56,082 --> 01:36:56,249
Yes!

1343
01:36:56,383 --> 01:36:56,950
No shit, now!

1344
01:36:57,050 --> 01:36:58,051
Hurry!

1345
01:38:31,378 --> 01:38:32,579
Entering the hole.

1346
01:38:33,680 --> 01:38:34,681
Infrared, please.

1347
01:39:16,256 --> 01:39:18,892
Her heart's still beating, but she's
unconscious.

1348
01:39:19,492 --> 01:39:20,493
Calling the raptors.

1349
01:39:49,522 --> 01:39:51,191
 That's great

1350
01:39:51,191 --> 01:39:53,326
Cloning you was relatively simple.

1351
01:39:53,760 --> 01:39:55,795
All it took was combing
the aftermath of your

1352
01:39:55,795 --> 01:39:57,897
battles until I located
a strand of your hair.

1353
01:39:58,365 --> 01:39:59,866
That's how you got into the fortress?

1354
01:40:00,934 --> 01:40:02,402
You had my V.N.A.?

1355
01:40:02,402 --> 01:40:06,740
Yes, but as is often the case with
cloning, the match was imperfect.

1356
01:40:06,740 --> 01:40:10,744
The team might be even stupider than you,
if that's possible.

1357
01:40:11,244 --> 01:40:12,579
But easier to control.

1358
01:40:12,579 --> 01:40:13,580
3S!

1359
01:40:15,949 --> 01:40:17,017
22K!

1360
01:40:19,586 --> 01:40:20,653
31K!

1361
01:40:21,254 --> 01:40:22,255
28!

1362
01:40:23,256 --> 01:40:24,324
5B!

1363
01:40:24,691 --> 01:40:25,692
5B!

1364
01:40:25,959 --> 01:40:26,960
6K!

1365
01:40:27,293 --> 01:40:28,294
9K!

1366
01:40:29,562 --> 01:40:31,898
My brain will always win!

1367
01:40:32,098 --> 01:40:35,702
Brain beats brawn!

1368
01:41:37,564 --> 01:41:42,202
No matter what you do to me, Luther,
your plans in Boravia won't work.

1369
01:41:42,469 --> 01:41:43,470
Oh, man!

1370
01:41:44,003 --> 01:41:45,004
Why's that?

1371
01:41:45,338 --> 01:41:46,973
Because I called in some friends.

1372
01:41:47,741 --> 01:41:48,742
Mr. Luther?

1373
01:41:50,276 --> 01:41:51,644
There is an anomaly at the border.

1374
01:42:04,657 --> 01:42:06,493
 Sorry kid

1375
01:42:06,493 --> 01:42:09,662
Superman can't make it

1376
01:43:03,316 --> 01:43:06,786
I know you want to kill me

1377
01:43:11,257 --> 01:43:12,292
I'm not like Superman.

1378
01:43:19,532 --> 01:43:20,533
It's perfect.

1379
01:43:20,633 --> 01:43:21,201
Post it kid

1380
01:43:21,468 --> 01:43:22,469
Honour

1381
01:43:28,141 --> 01:43:32,145
I think you overestimate the importance of
Jarhead more to be Superman.

1382
01:43:32,746 --> 01:43:34,080
That was just a bonus.

1383
01:43:34,080 --> 01:43:39,786
I'm not killing you so the Boravian
military conflict can proceed.

1384
01:43:41,021 --> 01:43:48,995
I created the Boravian military conflict
so I'd have an excuse to kill you!

1385
01:43:49,529 --> 01:43:52,265
Once you involve
yourself by you, I can easily

1386
01:43:52,265 --> 01:43:55,068
get our government
support in qualifying you.

1387
01:43:55,568 --> 01:43:56,569
Why?

1388
01:43:57,003 --> 01:43:59,506
Because you're destroying us!

1389
01:43:59,739 --> 01:44:01,207
Timeline 13B!

1390
01:44:25,231 --> 01:44:25,665
Obviously.

1391
01:44:26,166 --> 01:44:26,766
No shit.

1392
01:44:27,133 --> 01:44:28,134
I'm not dim.

1393
01:44:28,334 --> 01:44:31,471
I'm aware Envy consumes my every waking
moment.

1394
01:44:31,471 --> 01:44:32,472
13L.

1395
01:44:35,108 --> 01:44:35,742
I know!

1396
01:44:36,042 --> 01:44:39,412
When they mention Galileo or Einstein or
one of these other twits in the same

1397
01:44:39,412 --> 01:44:42,515
breath as me, I feel a tide of vomit burn
the back of my throat.

1398
01:44:42,749 --> 01:44:44,050
But at least Galileo did something.

1399
01:44:44,050 --> 01:44:44,951
He wasn't summoned.

1400
01:44:44,951 --> 01:44:50,657
Don't be the new ship catapulted onto this
planet just to have the world fawn over

1401
01:44:50,657 --> 01:44:56,129
him because his strength illuminates how
weak we all really are.

1402
01:44:59,866 --> 01:45:03,470
So my Envy is a calling.

1403
01:45:04,003 --> 01:45:12,112
It is the sole hope for humanity because
it is what has driven me to annihilate you.

1404
01:45:18,618 --> 01:45:26,626
What are you.

1405
01:45:30,563 --> 01:45:33,199
smirking at, you idiot?

1406
01:45:34,267 --> 01:45:36,069
Brain beats prawn.

1407
01:45:39,139 --> 01:45:40,140
Sorry, Tom.

1408
01:45:52,352 --> 01:45:54,554
You watching through those?

1409
01:45:55,288 --> 01:45:57,424
Tell them what to do.

1410
01:46:11,971 --> 01:46:12,972
Crypto!

1411
01:46:14,474 --> 01:46:15,475
Get the toy!

1412
01:46:19,446 --> 01:46:20,180
13L!

1413
01:46:20,180 --> 01:46:21,381
Come on, stupid dog!

1414
01:46:22,415 --> 01:46:23,416
down!

1415
01:48:39,419 --> 01:48:41,921
We have to get to Luther to stop the rift!

1416
01:48:41,921 --> 01:48:42,856
I'm not messing around.

1417
01:48:42,856 --> 01:48:43,923
I'm doing important stuff.

1418
01:48:46,659 --> 01:48:48,461
It's going to reach a bigger line in a
minute.

1419
01:48:49,129 --> 01:48:50,497
There are people there.

1420
01:49:09,416 --> 01:49:10,817
They chose him!

1421
01:49:11,117 --> 01:49:12,185
Let them die!

1422
01:49:12,452 --> 01:49:15,822
We'll close it from the bunker before it
gets to a city I care about.

1423
01:49:18,491 --> 01:49:19,492
Open the port!

1424
01:49:24,397 --> 01:49:25,398
Not bad.

1425
01:49:25,632 --> 01:49:26,766
Let's go.

1426
01:49:27,233 --> 01:49:29,002
Safety first, people!

1427
01:49:47,921 --> 01:49:49,556
goddamn Mr. Terrific.

1428
01:49:50,924 --> 01:49:53,626
You piece of shit alien!

1429
01:49:55,028 --> 01:49:57,597
That is where you've always been wrong
about me, Lex.

1430
01:49:58,698 --> 01:50:00,100
I'm as human as anyone.

1431
01:50:00,633 --> 01:50:02,936
I love, I get scared.

1432
01:50:03,303 --> 01:50:06,906
I wake up every morning and despite not
knowing what to do, I put one foot in

1433
01:50:06,906 --> 01:50:09,843
front of the other and I try to make the
best choices I can.

1434
01:50:10,143 --> 01:50:11,544
I screw up all the time.

1435
01:50:12,012 --> 01:50:13,713
But that is being human.

1436
01:50:15,081 --> 01:50:16,549
And that's my greatest strength.

1437
01:50:19,519 --> 01:50:24,657
And someday, I hope, for the sake of the
world, you understand that it's yours too.

1438
01:50:25,125 --> 01:50:27,193
Oh, that's beautiful.

1439
01:50:27,627 --> 01:50:30,530
But none of this matters, you patronizing
clown.

1440
01:50:30,830 --> 01:50:34,200
The government gave me the authority to
kill you.

1441
01:50:34,200 --> 01:50:37,203
If not today, then...

1442
01:50:58,191 --> 01:50:59,192
Dude.

1443
01:51:05,565 --> 01:51:06,566
Got it.

1444
01:51:34,327 --> 01:51:35,328
Lex!

1445
01:51:35,528 --> 01:51:36,229
What?!

1446
01:51:36,229 --> 01:51:37,230
Well, this just in.

1447
01:51:37,397 --> 01:51:39,599
An absolute bombshell from the daily
planet.

1448
01:51:39,699 --> 01:51:44,137
Billionaire Lex Luthor aligning himself
with a foreign entity, believe it or not.

1449
01:51:44,404 --> 01:51:48,475
Luthor has been giving them billions and
billions of dollars worth of free weapons.

1450
01:51:48,475 --> 01:51:51,511
Lex Luthor has been working
covertly with Vasil Gherkos and

1451
01:51:51,511 --> 01:51:55,548
the Boravian government to
overthrow the country of Jarhan IV.

1452
01:51:55,915 --> 01:51:59,953
Luthor has been giving them... We
had Luthor on this show many times.

1453
01:52:00,553 --> 01:52:02,522
Little did we know, he was a traitor.

1454
01:52:03,390 --> 01:52:04,391
The foolishness of that.

1455
01:52:07,260 --> 01:52:10,363
The one thing
conservatives and liberals can

1456
01:52:10,363 --> 01:52:12,866
finally agree on is
that Lex Luthor sucks.

1457
01:52:12,866 --> 01:52:16,069
The whole world turned against Superman.

1458
01:52:16,903 --> 01:52:19,839
And we all owe him an enormous apology.

1459
01:52:20,240 --> 01:52:24,110
He is, of course, the hero we always
thought he was.

1460
01:53:26,906 --> 01:53:30,176
I'm glad you're not concerned about the
Medicians, Rick.

1461
01:53:30,176 --> 01:53:32,512
Because now they're the ones making the
rules.

1462
01:53:57,937 --> 01:53:59,606
Get his ball back to Bel-Reed!

1463
01:54:52,192 --> 01:54:53,193
Ms. Lane.

1464
01:54:56,863 --> 01:54:58,832
I thought I might give you an interview.

1465
01:54:59,599 --> 01:55:02,402
I could fill you in on all the behind the
scenes.

1466
01:55:02,802 --> 01:55:03,803
Sure.

1467
01:55:04,471 --> 01:55:08,608
I think that would be... Great.

1468
01:55:11,211 --> 01:55:13,313
How about over here, for an interview?

1469
01:56:19,679 --> 01:56:21,081
How long have they been hooking up?

1470
01:56:21,181 --> 01:56:22,882
About three months, I think.

1471
01:56:27,687 --> 01:56:29,155
Got this place cleaned up pretty good.

1472
01:56:29,189 --> 01:56:29,589
I love that.

1473
01:56:29,889 --> 01:56:31,358
Cleaned yourself up pretty good,
too.

1474
01:56:31,958 --> 01:56:32,659
You think so?

1475
01:56:32,892 --> 01:56:33,326
Yeah.

1476
01:56:33,893 --> 01:56:35,128
I think it gives you character.

1477
01:56:36,029 --> 01:56:37,731
Maybe one day you'll give me a name.

1478
01:56:39,599 --> 01:56:41,034
Well... Forza name?

1479
01:56:41,368 --> 01:56:42,369
So is Gary.

1480
01:56:46,973 --> 01:56:49,442
Sir, I think your cousin has returned.

1481
01:56:52,178 --> 01:56:53,179
Yeah.

1482
01:56:54,314 --> 01:56:55,648
What the hell, dude?

1483
01:56:56,649 --> 01:56:58,051
Why did you move the door?

1484
01:56:58,518 --> 01:56:59,652
I didn't move the door.

1485
01:56:59,686 --> 01:57:00,987
Where is my dog?

1486
01:57:08,261 --> 01:57:10,997
Okay, well, this is why he has behavioral
issues.

1487
01:57:10,997 --> 01:57:12,298
No boundaries.

1488
01:57:16,002 --> 01:57:17,137
Sounds healthy, isn't it?

1489
01:57:28,481 --> 01:57:30,350
Thanks for watching, you bitch!

1490
01:57:34,054 --> 01:57:35,955
She likes to go and party on other
planets.

1491
01:57:36,756 --> 01:57:37,891
Planets with red suns.

1492
01:57:38,692 --> 01:57:42,195
Because of her, metabolism can't get drunk
on a planet with a yellow sun.

1493
01:57:42,595 --> 01:57:47,167
If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever,
I'd be concerned about her partying.

1494
01:57:47,167 --> 01:57:48,201
Yeah.

1495
01:57:48,635 --> 01:57:51,471
Superman, would you like to see the
footage of your parents?

1496
01:57:52,038 --> 01:57:53,373
He finds it soothing.

1497
01:57:53,773 --> 01:57:54,774
Oh!

1498
01:57:54,808 --> 01:57:55,375
Yeah, Gary.

1499
01:57:55,742 --> 01:57:56,743
That'd be nice.

1500
01:58:29,409 --> 01:58:30,410
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